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List of SEC schools that don’t sell booze in their stadiums.

Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:25 pm
Posted by Dallaswho
Member since Dec 2023
805 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:25 pm
1. Georgia
2. Auburn

You can call your rivalry the Sober Up Bowl.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
1794 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:27 pm to
Why aren’t Mizzou fans posting on a Big 12 board.

Edit: it has been brought to my attention that Missouri is possibly in the SEC.
This post was edited on 3/21/24 at 6:28 pm
Posted by ShinerHorns
El Paso
Member since Jul 2021
3904 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:27 pm to
Does it surprise anybody that the absolute shithole that is Jordan Hare Stadium doesn’t allow alcohol sales? The whole fricking city is one big trailer park.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
17874 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:32 pm to
I thought UGA was changing this.

Can't wait to see how it affects what is already the worst fanbase in the conference to interact with.
Posted by Dallaswho
Member since Dec 2023
805 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

I thought UGA was changing this.


Maybe? Didn’t notice. I’ve been drinking Busch Light and this is a shitpost. What’s the point of spending hours making the best post of the year when the mods will throttle it to page 3 within 15 minutes just like yesterday?
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3416 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:21 pm to
Both programs have been known to deplete opposing teams beer supply by halftime. We coming your way in October, stock up!
Plus perhaps some are not stupid enough to spend $8-10 a beer when we take what we want in…
This is the south…. Liquor is the required smell in an SEC stadium.

Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3416 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:23 pm to
Dolla to a dime you have never been to Auburn unless you had a vasectomy at the vet school!
Posted by ShinerHorns
El Paso
Member since Jul 2021
3904 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:27 pm to
I’ve been. Tried your shitty deli you call Momma Goldberg’s, with those nasty arse nachos that are just fake cheese with some Doritos.

Saw those statues you built to honor your Heisman winners that don’t look like who they are supposed to represent at all.

Hung out around a place called Taco MaMa for some unseasoned Mexican food made by a bunch of white trash.

Thought… maybe it’s better outside campus. Went to TigerTown in Opelika, another trailer park paradise with a bunch of shite chain restaurants and a Kroger.
Posted by theRealJesseD
Member since Nov 2021
2877 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:31 pm to
why would I buy booze in Sanford when Ive been taking in my own flasks for 30 years

Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
11442 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:39 pm to
JHS will be selling booze in the fall unless I’m mistaken
Posted by Dallaswho
Member since Dec 2023
805 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

JHS will be selling booze in the fall unless I’m mistaken


They’re not doing it now, are they?
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
17874 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

by ShinerHorns

quote:

Hung out around a place called Taco MaMa for some unseasoned Mexican food made by a bunch of white trash.

Why would you, being from Texas (yes, likely an alter, but let's pretend), visit Auburn and eat Mexican or Tex-Mex? Lots of good food to be found, but very little of it will be "mex" in any way.
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
27571 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:47 pm to
Seems like both schools you listed current policies are to sell alcohol in their stadiums

I bet you feel like a colossal dumbass.
Posted by ShinerHorns
El Paso
Member since Jul 2021
3904 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:49 pm to
Yea being from Texas means I can’t eat Mexican food outside of the state every once in awhile.

How dare someone want a taco every once in awhile I guess.
This post was edited on 3/21/24 at 7:55 pm
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7492 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:53 pm to
Baton Rouge calling anyone else a shithole is amusing.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19914 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:53 pm to
Who gives a rat’s arse?

Boot + Plastic Flask = Golden.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7492 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

They’re not doing it now, are they?


Have you heard of the off season?
Posted by jimmarley
Southeast
Member since May 2020
1524 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 8:38 pm to
Maybe you should start your own Yelp, jackazz.
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