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re: Let's try to think outside the box: Bill Clinton for Athletic Director
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:49 am to theballguy
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:49 am to theballguy
quote:Sir, this is Wendy.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Bill even at his advanced age would make Petrino look like virginal Tebow.
FIFY
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:52 am to Fan1958
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Dude has Parkinson's and signs of dementia.
Our current A.D. has signs of being completely incompetent.
I'll take a Rhodes scholar that might have lost a step over what we've had lately.
You never really know what you'll get,
but you always know what you've had.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:53 am to Ben Rumson
It’s not that so much as we’re all laughing at you and my post is just a small contribution to that.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:55 am to Radio One
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It’s not that so much as we’re all laughing at you and my post is just a small contribution to that.
You wouldn't do that if you knew how incredibly hurtful it is for me to know that you're making fun of me.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:15 am to Ptins944
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Bill even at his advanced age would make Petrino look like virginal Tebow.
Can you imagine all the top black athletes that would want to come play for Bill Clinton!
Bill is still very highly respected and loved in the black community. But regardless of race or party affiliation, it would be a consideration to want to play for an ex-president of the United States and all the publicity that would bring.
We would be the story in college sports for a while.
Of course there would be detractors due to the Dem-Pub rivalry, but it's still a rivalry, and rivalries generate buzz, and generate interest, and generate emotion and thus generate $$.
Idea gets better every time I hear it.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:17 am to Ben Rumson
I'm pretty sure the syphilis ate a good bit of his brain. Y'all should definitely hire him.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:19 am to Ben Rumson
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Let's try to think outside the box: Bill Clinton for Athletic Director
I don't know if football wins or NIL money will go up turning his tenure but STDs certainly will.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:50 am to Ben Rumson
Can Bill drive a motorcycle at his age?
Posted on 9/25/26 at 12:16 pm to Ben Rumson
Hmm..... Hiring Wild Bill "might" be a bad idea.... 
Posted on 9/25/26 at 12:22 pm to Ben Rumson
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Bill Clinton for Athletic Director
He is old, and seems less healthy then say a decade or two ago.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 12:23 pm to tiger_nutz
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Do you want another Bobby Petrino/Motorcycle style incident? It sounds like you want another Bobby Petrino/Motorcycle style incident.
I can’t speak for the Hogs fans, but I can speak for myself: I absolutely want this. All the Lane talk is boring af. The rant deserves and needs a story like this.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 12:36 pm to Ben Rumson
Those girls are too old for Bill
Posted on 9/25/26 at 12:55 pm to Ben Rumson
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Hillary probably wouldn't let him do it.
Show Bill the co-eds, and Hillary, they would jump
Posted on 9/25/26 at 1:04 pm to stitchop
Any man that can turn the United States budget deficit into a budget surplus for two straight years can certainly organize the team that it would take to win a measly college football championship or two.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 1:51 pm to Ben Rumson
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man that can turn the United States budget deficit into a budget surplus for two straight years
wait, Newt Gingrich is organizing a team?
i though we were talking about Clinton?
Posted on 9/25/26 at 1:58 pm to Ben Rumson
You're begging for another Bobby Petrino situation...
Posted on 9/25/26 at 1:59 pm to Ben Rumson
Doug McMillon.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:04 pm to Ben Rumson
"Do it"
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:11 pm to Ben Rumson
"I did not have sex with that volleyball team."
Posted on 9/25/26 at 4:14 pm to stitchop
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wait, Newt Gingrich is organizing a team?
Anyone that can get the United States actively and successfully involved in stopping a genocidal civil war in central Europe without losing a single American casualty can certainly develop the administration team it takes to win a handful of college football championships.
Newt Gingrich again I guess?
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