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Let's try to think outside the box: Bill Clinton for Athletic Director

Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:21 am
Posted by Ben Rumson
Anywhere but a town
Member since Sep 2026
152 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:21 am
There was no bigger fan of the Razorbacks than Bill Clinton throughout his lifetime, up until the last few years when he has been out of the limelight up there in the northeast somewhere, New York maybe. Closer to where Hillary grew up.

The organizational skills the guy has are off the charts. The connections he has nationwide, hell worldwide, to powerful influential people would dwarf that of any A.D. in the country.

Big problems take big solutions.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
42614 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:23 am to
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Bill even at his advanced age would make Petrino look like virginal Tebow.
This post was edited on 9/25/26 at 10:25 am
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
111557 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:24 am to
I believe Bill preferred the mouth over the box alledgedly.
Posted by Cknsnghtmre
Member since Sep 2026
243 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:24 am to
Definitely a good idea to put him in a setting with highly attractive 18-24 year old coeds walking around everywhere
Posted by theballguy
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Member since Oct 2011
42614 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:24 am to
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Bill preferred the mouth


Still ...
Posted by Ben Rumson
Anywhere but a town
Member since Sep 2026
152 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:25 am to
It would be awesome.

Problem is, Hillary probably wouldn't let him do it. But I don't know her mind. Maybe someone that knows their recent situation better than I do could comment.

She's certainly not a Hog fan like Bill is.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
17178 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:26 am to
One thing he likes about those college girls.... he gets older, they stay the same age.... that's right.
Posted by tiger_nutz
Member since Feb 2017
988 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:27 am to
Do you want another Bobby Petrino/Motorcycle style incident?

It sounds like you want another Bobby Petrino/Motorcycle style incident.
Posted by Ben Rumson
Anywhere but a town
Member since Sep 2026
152 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:27 am to
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Definitely a good idea to put him in a setting with highly attractive 18-24 year old coeds walking around everywhere


Hell, he could stay up there in New York or where ever he is and run it from his home.

HIllary might go along with that.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19979 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:27 am to
Clinton just turned 80.

I think Arkansas needs to go the opposite direction. A young up and coming AD that energizes the fanbase first and foremost.

This post was edited on 9/25/26 at 10:28 am
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6134 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:29 am to
you want an octogenarian to be your AD? LOL sign him up!
Posted by Ben Rumson
Anywhere but a town
Member since Sep 2026
152 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:29 am to
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Clinton just turned 80.


So, you can be President of the United States at 80, but 80 is just too old to be athletic director?
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6531 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:31 am to
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New York maybe. Closer to where Hillary grew up.



That’s Chicago, dude.

quote:

up there in the northeast somewhere, New York


He had that office in Harlem back in the day, since he was the first black president.

They went to NY because of that, and because Hillary needed a state gullible enough to vote to send a (kind of) carpetbagger to the Senate.

quote:

dwarf

LOL midgets
Posted by Ben Rumson
Anywhere but a town
Member since Sep 2026
152 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:32 am to
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you want an octogenarian to be your AD? LOL sign him up!


Admit it.

When you read my idea, it kind of scared you didn't it?

Damn Arky fumbled across a really good idea, almost too obvious.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
31606 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:38 am to
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fan of the Razorbacks than Bill Clinton

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Given today's political climate, it's wild to look back and see the President of the United States sitting amongst the people in the stands.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6134 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:40 am to
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When you read my idea, it kind of scared you didn't it?



Not even remotely.....

If you think a pedophile fossil would help your school please give it a whirl at least it would bring the lulz
Posted by Fan1958
Soon to be Casper, WY
Member since Oct 2020
582 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:45 am to
Dude has Parkinson's and signs of dementia. And he has to deal with Hillary's carpetbagging arse.

No.
Posted by Ben Rumson
Anywhere but a town
Member since Sep 2026
152 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:46 am to
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That’s Chicago, dude.


Darn, I guess it's not such a good idea after all, as radio one has corrected me that Hillary actually grew up in Chicago, not New York.

Completely undermines my premise.
Posted by Ben Rumson
Anywhere but a town
Member since Sep 2026
152 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:48 am to
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Given today's political climate, it's wild to look back and see the President of the United States sitting amongst the people in the stands.


And his eyes are open which is really strange.
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
4581 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:49 am to
If you can defend Hilary, you can defend a goal line. Also heard he scores a lot.
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