Let's tell some SEC fanbase jokes

I know y'all have them.

Here's an old one:

Chicken fights had gotten out of hand in Southwest Louisiana and the Louisiana Attorney General had had enough. He decided to send his best investigator, Liuetenant Boudreaux, to Lake Charles for a weeks to infiltrate the fights and find the bad guys.

Boudreaux made the drive over from Baton Rouge with no problem and had the case cracked by 10 p.m. that night. He called the Attorney General:

"Sir, I got it figured out. We got some Aggies involved, some Tigers involved, and the Mafia is involved."

"How do you know them Aggies are involved?"

"Somebody entered a duck in the main event."

"And how do you know there's Tigers involved?"

"Somebody bet on the duck."

"And what about the Mafia?"

"The duck won."