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re: Let's tell some SEC fanbase jokes
Posted on 7/26/12 at 4:22 pm to Numberwang
Posted on 7/26/12 at 4:22 pm to Numberwang
It was going well until Numberwang joined in.
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Posted on 7/26/12 at 4:24 pm to Numberwang
Q: How many LSU students does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: 2. they have to be pretty drunk and the bulb has to be huge for them to have sex inside it.
A: 2. they have to be pretty drunk and the bulb has to be huge for them to have sex inside it.
Posted on 7/26/12 at 4:58 pm to Smoke Ring
Well let me start by saying you are homosexual.
......yeah i got nothin'
......yeah i got nothin'
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:03 pm to Smoke Ring
Another old one.
A father picks up his son after the first week at A&M. "Son, how was your first week?"
Son says, "Great, but I think my roommate is gay"
Father says' "What makes you think so?"
Son says, "His dick tastes like shite."
A father picks up his son after the first week at A&M. "Son, how was your first week?"
Son says, "Great, but I think my roommate is gay"
Father says' "What makes you think so?"
Son says, "His dick tastes like shite."
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:06 pm to Smoke Ring
How many Alabama fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
75,000.
1 to screw it in and 74,999 to talk about how great the old one was.
75,000.
1 to screw it in and 74,999 to talk about how great the old one was.
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:17 pm to deltaland
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1 to screw it in and 74,999 to talk about how great the old one was.
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:25 pm to pivey14
How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
There's dip spit on both sides of his truck!
(Not that funny, but all I can think of right now)
There's dip spit on both sides of his truck!
(Not that funny, but all I can think of right now)
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:27 pm to LSUsuperfresh
Q: How do you get an Alabama grad off your porch?
A: You pay him for the pizza.
A: You pay him for the pizza.
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:29 pm to BB
What do you call an Aggie two years after graduation?
Boss
Boss
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:33 pm to Smoke Ring
I'll start with a self-criticizing one:
What's the difference between maggots and Bama fans?
Maggots can't feed on a dead bear for 30 years.
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Why do the rivers in Alabama flow south?
Because Tennessee blows.
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A teacher asks his students who their favorite team is. Johnny stands up and says "Alabama." The teachers asks why and he says, "Because my parents are Bama fans." The teacher says, "That's silly. What if your parents were meth-addicted trailer trash?"
He says, "Well then I'd be an Auburn fan."
What's the difference between maggots and Bama fans?
Maggots can't feed on a dead bear for 30 years.
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Why do the rivers in Alabama flow south?
Because Tennessee blows.
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A teacher asks his students who their favorite team is. Johnny stands up and says "Alabama." The teachers asks why and he says, "Because my parents are Bama fans." The teacher says, "That's silly. What if your parents were meth-addicted trailer trash?"
He says, "Well then I'd be an Auburn fan."
This post was edited on 7/26/12 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:36 pm to Smoke Ring
How many UGA fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just 1, but he gets 3 credit hours for it.
:|
Just 1, but he gets 3 credit hours for it.
:|
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:38 pm to Swoopin
quote:
CLANGALLLANAGALANG ALANG
Posted on 7/26/12 at 5:40 pm to BB
What did the Alabama fan say to the group of tree huggers?
Roll Damn Tide
Roll Damn Tide
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