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re: Let's look at Bert's stats since he's been at Arkansas

Posted on 1/30/17 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Thurber
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 1/30/17 at 11:23 am to
#KeepBertFat
Posted by CBandits82
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/30/17 at 11:24 am to
quote:

2013 - Fat
2014 - Fat
2015 - Fat
2016 - Fat
2017 - TBD




and still makes a shite load of money
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36012 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 11:37 am to
Bert is approaching Mangino and Weis levels of fat.
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 1:46 pm to
quote:


2017 - TBD



I think the over/under on 2017 is something like this:
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Member since Sep 2013
13535 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

His wife is pregnant, he may double his size by the start of the season.


That's not fair, they're both eating for two!
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 1/30/17 at 2:05 pm to
He's probably eaten at as many buffets than wins at Arkansas
Posted by hogcard1964
Illinois
Member since Jan 2017
10398 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 2:09 pm to
This is his, at the very least, second to last year in Arkansas.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

He's probably eaten at as many buffets than wins at Arkansas


Sense, that doesn't make it.
Posted by SmithsAuFan
San Diego, CA
Member since Jul 2013
1659 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

His wife is pregnant, he may double his size by the start of the season.


It amazes me on how his wife can actually find his junk.
Posted by Central Pork
Member since Jul 2014
1286 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

Bert is approaching Mangino and Weis levels of fat.


Not even close.

Weis beat gastric by-pass. That ain't easy.

Mangino exploded several years ago and wiped out a quiet suburban neighborhood. Is he still coaching?
Posted by Clark14
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Posted on 1/30/17 at 8:39 pm to
malzahn has no junk
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 1:42 am to
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Solid post dbeck.

This is the third post of yours I have enjoyed.

Are we becoming friends?

Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61621 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 7:36 am to
quote:

His wife is pregnant, he may double his size by the start of the season.



Free buffet for everyone. I would bet $100, he gains more weight than she does


Posted by logjamming
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 12:51 pm to











Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15758 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 1:39 pm to
Nice to know that you have experience in finding a fat man's junk.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 1:41 pm to
You just lift up the folds, idiot.
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15587 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 1:43 pm to
New from Amazon !!!

Bert Bielema's

"Swineing to the Oldies"
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 1:50 pm to
more like margerine.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 1/31/17 at 2:10 pm to
more like margerine.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 6:36 pm to
Tell 'em Large Margarine sent ya!
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