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Let's look at Bert's stats since he's been at Arkansas

Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:54 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:54 pm
2013 - Fat
2014 - Fat
2015 - Fat
2016 - Fat
2017 - TBD
Posted by I-H8-BAMA
Benton, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2013
10427 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:55 pm to
I have a bold prediction for 2017..
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:56 pm to
Well, spill it
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50540 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:06 pm to
He's been eating good
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33139 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:07 pm to
Bert is awesome.

I love me some Bert.
Posted by I-H8-BAMA
Benton, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2013
10427 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

Well, spill it



Fat
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94294 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

2013 - Fat
2014 - Fat but beat LSU
2015 - Fat but beat LSU
2016 - Fat
2017 - TBD 17...like the margins when he beat LSU



Updated with the things that really matter.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16151 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:15 pm to
Solid post dbeck.

This is the third post of yours I have enjoyed.

Are we becoming friends?
Posted by 19
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7371 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:43 pm to
Bert owns Leslie Miles
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33139 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:52 pm to
Why were M and N crying?

Cuz O beat Bert.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:02 pm to
Bert 8 9
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18038 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:31 pm to
I chuckled
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
14521 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 8:39 pm to
If he went on a serious diet, started working out and getting back in shape, would that send any sort of message/motivation to his team?
Posted by whatkindanameiskirby
Member since Aug 2016
2092 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 2:03 am to
2017 could be a big year for Bert. Well every year is actually.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68248 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 5:53 am to
quote:

Well, spill it


If you spill it, bert will lick it off the floor
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8328 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 7:12 am to
How can you have millions as well as the training facilities and dietary advice that is available at college football programs and still be fat?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 7:26 am to
He's got a hungry thyroid.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6533 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 7:32 am to
I was in line behind a guy at Raising Cane's and he swapped his toast for an extra Cane's sauce but kept the coleslaw. Both me and the cashier were flabbergasted. People actually eat the coleslaw at Cane's?

Protip: Order a box combo, swap slaw for toast and add extra Cane's sauce.
Posted by LSU40
Vicksburge, MS
Member since Oct 2007
2253 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 10:44 am to
TBD?
His wife is pregnant, he may double his size by the start of the season.
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