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re: Jared Lorenzen Update

Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:04 am to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:04 am to
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I wonder what his 40 time is now
About a fortnight
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12732 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:34 am to
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I wonder what his 40 time is now


40 hot dogs in 6:37
40 hard boiled eggs in 3:13
40 hot wings in 6:02
Posted by lsursb
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
11574 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:51 am to
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Give me some more nicknames damnit.



Fat Bastard
Posted by TDCat
Louisville
Member since Oct 2013
200 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 12:48 pm to
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Had a cannon for an arm.
He ripped the webbing between Tommy Cook's fingers.

He could be the first to go with 3 numbers across his uni. Here's an oldie and damn if he doesn't look pretty close to this today. Hmmm, any QB's missing?

Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19232 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 2:04 pm to
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He has as many Super Bowl rings as Peyton.

Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
64497 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 2:23 pm to
as fat as he is, he's a great athlete. read somewhere that he was clocked a 4.8 40y at 280 pounds in college. and if y'all don't remember, he was actually pretty damn mobile, all things considered, when he was at kentucky. there are a few youtube videos of kentucky games that show some pretty impressive runs. he definitely moved better than plenty of pocket passers i've seen that are much smaller people
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 2:26 pm to
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Quite possibly the largest number 22 jersey ever made.


He's big enough to be number 22 in Roman Numerals. XXII
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 2:29 pm to
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He's big enough to be number 22 in Roman Numerals. XXII
or binary. 10110
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52656 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 2:29 pm to
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as fat as he is, he's a great athlete. read somewhere that he was clocked a 4.8 40y at 280 pounds in college. and if y'all don't remember, he was actually pretty damn mobile, all things considered, when he was at kentucky. there are a few youtube videos of kentucky games that show some pretty impressive runs. he definitely moved better than plenty of pocket passers i've seen that are much smaller people



I remember him as being fun to watch. He kind of defies physics with how large and athletic he is. Impressive.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 2:33 pm to
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or binary. 10110


Even better. Spell it out.
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 2:35 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:00 pm to
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I remember him as being fun to watch. He kind of defies physics with how large and athletic he is. Impressive.


This is it in the nutshell. You look at him and say, no way, but then he does his thing and defies the odds,
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
37595 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:12 pm to
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Even better. Spell it out.


... in Romanian

douazeci si doi
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 4:13 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:15 pm to
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Even better. Spell it out.


Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:23 pm to
Hell of a presence on the Huddle







House
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41528 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:27 pm to
J Lo has been on radio locally and nationally. He is going to be discussed on Around the Horn and I bet Tony and Wilbon will have one as well.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 5:24 pm to
Tagging this here LINK
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 5:24 pm to
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I bet Tony and Wilbon will have one as well.


Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 5:27 pm to
Posted by Kneehigh
Low Country
Member since Nov 2012
13218 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 5:27 pm to
this guy... (Lorenzen)
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 5:29 pm
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