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re: Jared Lorenzen Update
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:52 pm to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:52 pm to BluegrassBelle
Y'all would've beaten us in 03 if not for his fat arse messing up.
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Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:53 pm to DayBowBow
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I see him at football games
I see him at McDonald's
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:53 pm to BluegrassBelle
Give me some more nicknames damnit.
clever Jared Lorenzen nicknames are legitimately my 7th favorite thing in the world
clever Jared Lorenzen nicknames are legitimately my 7th favorite thing in the world
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:53 pm to volfan30
Good night sweet prince
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:53 pm to DayBowBow
Just so you know that is Shane Boyd on the other team.
I'm amazed Jared got that big. He does have the same number of SB rings as Peyton.
I'm amazed Jared got that big. He does have the same number of SB rings as Peyton.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:53 pm to genro
The round mound of touchdown
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:54 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:I can see him from space
I see him at McDonald's
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:54 pm to volfan30
Damn and the no socks thing isn't really helping him...
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:55 pm to genro
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Give me some more nicknames damnit.
clever Jared Lorenzen nicknames are legitimately my 7th favorite thing in the world
Quarter(got)back
Round Mound of Touchdown
Battleship Lorenzen
He Ate Me
That's all I got
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:55 pm to genro
Couch was 2
Jared is 22 with the extra space
Jared is 22 with the extra space
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:55 pm to Patton
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The round mound of touchdown
Was the only one you were missing genro.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:56 pm to Roger Klarvin
Damn
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:57 pm to volfan30
Is he still considered a pocket passer?
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:57 pm to volfan30
From his Wikipedia page. Which is fairly small in comparison.
"Lorenzen was working as the GM of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League when he decided to return to football.[14] Despite being well over 300 lbs at the time, Lorenzen resigned as GM to become the teams starting quarterback.[15] Lorenzen had highly successful return to football, by turning in a MVP Season"
"Lorenzen was working as the GM of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League when he decided to return to football.[14] Despite being well over 300 lbs at the time, Lorenzen resigned as GM to become the teams starting quarterback.[15] Lorenzen had highly successful return to football, by turning in a MVP Season"
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:57 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Shane Boyd
Family from across the street from UK's main gate.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:57 pm to Gator5220
nah DT
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:57 pm to BluegrassBelle
One more:
QBese
QBese
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:58 pm to genro
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More?
Jared Lasagna
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:58 pm to Roger Klarvin
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QBese
Had not heard this one.
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