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re: Jared Lorenzen Update
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:12 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:12 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
quote:
Like a bus
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Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:12 pm to genro
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:13 pm to genro
Tennessee players feared him landing on them back in the day.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:13 pm to Swoopin
This reminds me, who was that OL-sized punter MSU had back in the 90's? Too bad the arena league doesn't punt.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:14 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
quote:
if that hefty lefty ran any further his legs rubbing together are gonna start a fire!
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:16 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:they were just trying to be nice. Can you blame them? They wanted their Christmas presents.
Tennessee players feared him landing on them back in the day.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:17 pm to genro
quote:
They wanted their Christmas presents.
They needed to leave a pitcher of milk and a loaf of cookies
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:20 pm to Cheese Grits
When Bama was playing them one year, Eli Gold referred to him as the USS Lorenzen and Lord of the Ring Dings lmao
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:24 pm to rammerjammer24
I think this was taken when he was playing for the Giants
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:35 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:37 pm to volfan30
Good for him. He's living the dream.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:39 pm to danfraz
I remember him giving Pollack a piggy back ride years ago.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:45 pm to OptimusDawg
JFF
Jared Found Food
Jared Found Food
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:48 pm to Gator5220
quote:
Good for him. He's living for dreamsicles.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:52 pm to genro
Jared signed with UK
Tolly Ho is in Lexington
Spauldings is in Lexington
Jif PB is made in Lexington
This could be just a coincidence, but well...
Tolly Ho is in Lexington
Spauldings is in Lexington
Jif PB is made in Lexington
This could be just a coincidence, but well...
Posted on 2/3/14 at 9:09 pm to genro
Jared Buffet
Jay Gutler
Jay Gutler
Posted on 2/3/14 at 9:40 pm to genro
quote:
Give me some more nicknames damnit.
Quarter(got)back
Hefty Lefty
The Pillsbury Throwboy
The Abominable Throwman
J.Load
Round Mound of Touchdown
Tubby Gunslinger
BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)
Battleship Lorenzen
Butterball
Lord Of The Ring-Dings
He Ate Me
Qbese
The Buffet Bomber
Quartersnack
Posted on 2/3/14 at 9:43 pm to genro
Hate on, hater. Hate on.
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