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Jalen DuBose is not Saban
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:29 pm
OPEN SCENE: (A well spoken, intelligent savant enters adorned in purple and gold and begins his monologue.)
lsudave1: Attend! Get this through thy heads you crimson mongoloids! You know NOT what the future holds! Thou still may be admirable (by the standard of thy opposition, sayeth needlessly), but thy insatiably aggrieved appetite shall lead thee to defrock him as soon as he ascertains a record of 9 and 3. Prepare for discontent!
As an aside:
Also, I should mention, if you are going to respond, please respond in standard playwriting format.
lsudave1: Attend! Get this through thy heads you crimson mongoloids! You know NOT what the future holds! Thou still may be admirable (by the standard of thy opposition, sayeth needlessly), but thy insatiably aggrieved appetite shall lead thee to defrock him as soon as he ascertains a record of 9 and 3. Prepare for discontent!
As an aside:
Also, I should mention, if you are going to respond, please respond in standard playwriting format.
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 9:36 pm
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Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:30 pm to lsudave1
Yikes
ETA: MykTide: Yikes
ETA: MykTide: Yikes
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:30 pm to MykTide
You would never cut it in the theatre community, but I admire your adherence to proper format.
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:32 pm to lsudave1
Another stupid thread by an LSU fan obsessed with Bama.
Sad.
Fin.
Sad.
Fin.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:32 pm to lsudave1
Cringy at best. Theatre community? WTF is going on down at LSU?
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:33 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
Inappropriate format! Afraid am I that thy response is invalid.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:33 pm to lsudave1
Alas, I need to go pee…hark! The toilet awatith. Ah, sweet relieve awaitith me….
I must harken the call lest I dribble before arrival..
I must harken the call lest I dribble before arrival..
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:34 pm to lsudave1
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Also, I should mention, if you are going to respond, please respond in standard playwriting format.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:35 pm to lsudave1
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Afraid am I
We get it Yoda.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:38 pm to Rebbedup
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WTF is going on down at LSU?
Inclusion. Letting theatre majors comment on a sports board.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:38 pm to lsudave1
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Jalen DuBose is not Saban
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:39 pm to Kashmir
The ole Miss fans would understand this, as I have previously stated many a time, they believe they are the cast of Gone With the Wind!
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:40 pm to lsudave1
This thread is bad. Don’t make it worse.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:42 pm to lsudave1
LSU fans never change
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:42 pm to captdalton
You don’t appreciate the arts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:43 pm to lsudave1
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they believe they are the cast of Gone With the Wind!
I don’t really know what this means, but your probably an old timer. If there’s any movie I’m a living cast member of, it’s Out Cold.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:44 pm to JohnnyRebel
Let me put it this way, you model your tailgates off of the party scene from the Nutcracker.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:46 pm to lsudave1
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Let me put it this way, you model your tailgates off of the party scene from the Nutcracker
Not sure what this means either, but our tailgate is pretty fun, so I guess they didn’t lose that party scene.
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:47 pm to JohnnyRebel
You’re uncultured
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:50 pm to lsudave1
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lsudave1
This ole baw had a few too many watching Auburn wreck LSU earlier. He's stumbling around everywhere.
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