Longhorn Actual
| Favorite team: | Texas  |
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| Number of Posts: | 1501 |
| Registered on: | 12/31/2023 |
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re: Sean Vincent Gillis murdered eight women in and around Baton Rouge
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/5/24 at 12:49 pm
[quote]Sean Gillis[/quote]
Great comedian...
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re: Trump Derangement Syndrome is real
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/4/24 at 10:19 pm
[quote]This is from some lunatic I graduated law school with: [/quote]
Did you go to Southern or something?...
re: Springfield has introduced a 1911 red dot system along with some new guns
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/4/24 at 6:15 pm
Blasphemy. The Lord would never put a red dot on his chosen firearm. ...
re: Mom shares how son was swept away
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/4/24 at 2:39 pm
At least she has everything she needs and is happy. - Joe Biden...
re: Elon Musk will attend Butler, Pa. rally Saturday
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/4/24 at 6:30 am
[quote]Elon and Trump are our best hope to save what is left of America.[/quote]
Which is why having them on the same X likely has the Deep State salivating.
“That JDAM was totes accidental. What are the odds? We have no idea how it happened, but the FBI is on the case and Congress is issuin...
re: Thought Experiment: If SMU never receives the death penalty...
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/2/24 at 9:30 pm
[quote]Hear me now and believe me later.
Dallas is a lot more foam than beer.
Hella lot more money in Houston than Dallas.[/quote]
No...
re: Got this "Hershey" kiss tonight in my driveway
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/2/24 at 8:19 pm
Prettiest copperhead I ever killed had (at least I think) just shed its skin. It was super shiny and wet looking.
Edit: Found a pic. Doesn't do it justice at all.
[img]https://i.postimg.cc/QMrSsLJp/Screenshot-2024-10-02-at-20-22-02.png[/img]...
re: U of Texas and Texas A&M endowment funds are used to promote leftist Marxist agendas
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/2/24 at 8:14 pm
So asset managers made votes on initiatives and the funds took action to ensure it doesn't happen again?
Sounds like 3rd parties broke the rules and it's being handled. ...
re: Tech firm fires most of HR team after Tech lead anonymously gets resume rejected by ATS.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/2/24 at 8:03 pm
[quote]HR can eat a bag of dicks. I once had a chick ask me why I was Sysco certified when I worked in IT. It took me a minute to realize she didn’t know the difference between Sysco and Cisco.[/quote]
She was thinking of Sisqó....
re: The Costco near me ran out of toilet paper within 45 minutes of opening today
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/2/24 at 7:59 pm
I get my toilet paper from the West Coast....
re: My closing statement
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/1/24 at 10:13 pm
Add a comment or two about this "joy" they're peddling.
"Leadership of this country, much less the western world, should never be left to such silly and unserious people. We'll be deadly serious so YOU can relax and be joyful."...
My closing statement
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/1/24 at 9:53 pm
[img]https://i.postimg.cc/9QLp04Tr/tenor-36.gif[/img]
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re: Vance v Walz Debate Thread - with intro thoughts
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/1/24 at 9:50 pm
[quote]Really disappointed JD didn't hit him on "throwing your election opponents in jail"[/quote]
Yeah, he should have hammered the Lawfare tactics...
re: Vance v Walz Debate Thread - with intro thoughts
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/1/24 at 9:38 pm
Should have brought up Minnesota burning, Walz's wife enjoying the smell of the smoke, etc.
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re: The irony of all this: Walz was the one that coined the “JD is weird” thing.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/1/24 at 9:17 pm
Would be hilarious if he mimicked Harris, cackled and said, "Talk about weeeeiiiirdddd ha ha ha."...
re: When you and your buddy exchange a knowing glance, realizing the speaker is full of shite.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/1/24 at 9:08 pm
"This motherfricker..."...
re: Registry of Pregnancies?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/1/24 at 8:49 pm
Binders of women and registries of pregnancies. ...
Snarky bitches
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/1/24 at 8:30 pm
Moderators being sarcastic, breaking the rules? No way......
re: Israel backing down after attacks
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/1/24 at 6:02 pm
[quote]Israel would wipe the floor with Iran.[/quote]
You guys say this every time there's a dustup. If Iran was an easy nut to crack, it would have already been cracked.
Unless they used nukes, Israel isn't "wiping the floor" with Iran. Win? Probably. But not without significant cost.
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re: Iranian attack on Israel has begun
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/1/24 at 5:43 pm
[quote]It looks like it. The iron dome is iron doming right now.[/quote]
David's Sling or the Arrows, depending on the incoming.
Iron Dome is for short-range rockets and mortars....
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