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Is every woman aged 25-45 in therapy now


If they aren't already, they need to be.
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I'd put the o/u at 2.5 and I would bet the over.


Their remaining schedule has the following:

UTSA
@ Tennessee
Oklahoma (Neutral Site)
Florida
Ole Miss
Mississippi State
@ Missouri
@ LSU
Arkansas
@ Texas A&M

If you think they have three losses left on the schedule, what are they?


Longhorn here. The reason is was imperative that we beat OSU is because we likely take 2 losses in SEC play. It's been listed as one of the toughest schedules in CFB this year and that will likely play out.

Oklahoma is a rivalry game. Regardless of talent, anything can happen in a game like that.

Ole Miss is no slouch.

The month of November is 3/4 games away. LSU at Tiger Stadium will be a difficult win.

Aggy in College Station will not be an easy out either.

2 losses is not out of the realm of possibility, at all.

re: CFB Polls: Week 2

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 9/8/26 at 8:36 pm to
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SEC with 5 in top 10 and one of them is not Alabama


So 4 of them are Alabama?
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Miss Louisiana is first runner up Miss America


She looks like a 42 year old realtor who looks 38.
Just blame it on food poisoning like Ted Lasso did.
It doesn't make it impossible to spread, but it makes it hard.

re: I can’t stand Texas…

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 7/26/26 at 9:54 am to
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I can’t stand Texas…


We don't give a shite what 2nd and 3rd tier schools think about our university and its program.

OU, like Arkansas, is a joke and a landing spot for DFW kids who can't get into any decent Texas schools.

We appreciate Texas A&M for what it is, an alternate state school that attracts the weirdos. Decent education - neither top tier nor a diploma mill - above schools like Texas State and Texas Tech, but obtainable for the kids who aren't top of their class.

As much as I despise them via the athletic rivalry, they are head and shoulders above the schools you f'n putzes support.

Outside of Vandy, Florida, and Georgia, the rest of the SEC is a f'n joke.
The sobriety test included him taking a snap and holding for the FG Kicker.

Of course he performed poorly.
"That leopard went leopard."

Chris Rock
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I will oppose their building on top of already built communities.

If communities build around them, like all other industries/factories/plants, I have no issue with it.


First of all, who is this "I" to whom Scruffy refers?

Secondly, I don't disagree. However
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Right or wrong, that's the rub.
Equality in the operating room, courtroom, board room - hell yeah.
Equality in the coal mine - nah.
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Build them in the middle of nowhere.


The middle of nowhere is not where the water or power is. Right or wrong, that's the rub.
Nothing will ever be done because the first step in problem solving is to correctly identify the problem and in no world can anyone criticize our veterans. They are "heroes," even if they were bulk fuel and only joined for the college benefits.
Red Ash - fantastic
The Peacock (at the Proper Hotel) - also fantastic
Fixe - good and a little bit cheaper/more laid back

For a good breakfast, go up to Corner Cafe on the NW side of UT campus (Guadalupe and 23rd?)

re: Joro spider

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 7/16/26 at 8:28 am to
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They can easily shoot their web 20 feet.


I'm good for about 20in. 20ft is impressive.
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Cops in North Carolina

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North Charleston, South Carolina


:dunno:
Asks with a "please" and then wonders why her daughter is disrespectful and insubordinate. :lol:
This is a case study in Overton Window manipulation.

AOC was once anchored the extreme so that Pelosi and other lunatics seemed moderate by comparison.

Now AOC is moderate by comparison.

This is why the Appeal to Middle fallacy is one of the most dangerous. The "middle" is artificially moved/skewed to position that was once occupied by the extreme.

re: Gay men... I did not know this

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/19/26 at 12:45 pm to
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gay men

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Smeg

Checks out