Longhorn Actual
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| Registered on: | 12/31/2023 |
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re: Working man crashes out on "prankster" zoomers harassing him at grocery store
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/28/26 at 11:35 pm to 225bred
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They pranked him as if they stole some of his money via an Apple Payment
Then beat his arse to prevent the theft. Entirely legal in virtually every state.
re: The most famous shootout in American history turns 145 years old today
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/26/26 at 8:20 pm to RollTide1987
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It lasted only 30 seconds
30 seconds is a lifetime in a close quarters gunfight.
re: Pope Leo's cancer was completely removed, no further treatment required
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/21/26 at 6:43 pm to Ingeniero
Regular Joe doesn't get "surgery was successful and no further treatment needed." They're bilked for treatment $.
The Pope though? He gets the easy peasy all done action.
The Pope though? He gets the easy peasy all done action.
re: Texas could go from being number 1 in the Nation just 3 weeks ago
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/19/26 at 7:54 am to hookem33
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I think the bigger question is how on earth could anyone think we had a real shot with Steve Sarkisian running the program lol.
I've been arguing this point since they first hired him. When the head coach is a loser, the entire program follows.
Texas will never win a national championship under Steve Sarkisian. Never.
re: Tim Kennedy shot in the Congo
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/8/26 at 7:50 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
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I don’t think it was a lot of his record. There were a couple of awards and question. Schreck vouches for him pretty heavily and I believe Schreck.
Are you referring to John McPhee, another liar? :lol:
re: Oh boy, We are Jane Doe has started.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/2/26 at 8:37 am to BoomerandSooner
More like Jane Dough
re: BLS Jobs Report 29k added UE up to 4.2%
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 10/2/26 at 8:35 am to SDVTiger
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SDVTiger
You are the "reverse Cassandra" of finance/economics. The amount of nonsense that come out of your mouth is astounding.
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In Greek mythology, Cassandra was a Trojan princess and prophetess who was cursed to speak true prophecies that no one would ever believe.
re: Is every woman aged 25-45 in therapy now
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 9/18/26 at 4:18 pm to RoosterCogburn585
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Is every woman aged 25-45 in therapy now
If they aren't already, they need to be.
re: Over/under on how many losses Texas finishes with this season?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 9/13/26 at 1:09 pm to skrayper
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I'd put the o/u at 2.5 and I would bet the over.
Their remaining schedule has the following:
UTSA
@ Tennessee
Oklahoma (Neutral Site)
Florida
Ole Miss
Mississippi State
@ Missouri
@ LSU
Arkansas
@ Texas A&M
If you think they have three losses left on the schedule, what are they?
Longhorn here. The reason is was imperative that we beat OSU is because we likely take 2 losses in SEC play. It's been listed as one of the toughest schedules in CFB this year and that will likely play out.
Oklahoma is a rivalry game. Regardless of talent, anything can happen in a game like that.
Ole Miss is no slouch.
The month of November is 3/4 games away. LSU at Tiger Stadium will be a difficult win.
Aggy in College Station will not be an easy out either.
2 losses is not out of the realm of possibility, at all.
re: CFB Polls: Week 2
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 9/8/26 at 8:36 pm to DarthRebel
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SEC with 5 in top 10 and one of them is not Alabama
So 4 of them are Alabama?
re: Miss Louisiana is first runner up Miss America
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 9/7/26 at 10:08 am to LSUFanHouston
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Miss Louisiana is first runner up Miss America
She looks like a 42 year old realtor who looks 38.
re: Panic attacks are no joke.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 8/23/26 at 5:36 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Just blame it on food poisoning like Ted Lasso did.
re: Do dumb people know they are dumb?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 8/22/26 at 4:48 pm to UptownJoeBrown

re: Study shows Viagra may slow the spread of Cancer
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 8/3/26 at 8:57 am to hawgfaninc
It doesn't make it impossible to spread, but it makes it hard.
re: I can’t stand Texas…
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 7/26/26 at 9:54 am to OU_Fan
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I can’t stand Texas…
We don't give a shite what 2nd and 3rd tier schools think about our university and its program.
OU, like Arkansas, is a joke and a landing spot for DFW kids who can't get into any decent Texas schools.
We appreciate Texas A&M for what it is, an alternate state school that attracts the weirdos. Decent education - neither top tier nor a diploma mill - above schools like Texas State and Texas Tech, but obtainable for the kids who aren't top of their class.
As much as I despise them via the athletic rivalry, they are head and shoulders above the schools you f'n putzes support.
Outside of Vandy, Florida, and Georgia, the rest of the SEC is a f'n joke.
re: Tony Romo arrested in Milwaukee for OWI
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 7/24/26 at 3:30 pm to HeLeakin
The sobriety test included him taking a snap and holding for the FG Kicker.
Of course he performed poorly.
Of course he performed poorly.
re: A leopard burst into a liquor store in India
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 7/22/26 at 9:03 pm to Athis
"That leopard went leopard."
Chris Rock
Chris Rock
re: Are there any confirmed negative impacts of data centers?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 7/22/26 at 9:01 pm to Scruffy
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I will oppose their building on top of already built communities.
If communities build around them, like all other industries/factories/plants, I have no issue with it.
First of all, who is this "I" to whom Scruffy refers?
Secondly, I don't disagree. However
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Right or wrong, that's the rub.
re: Interesting conversation by the women in my office (‘stay-at-home girlfriend’ trend)
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 7/22/26 at 12:27 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Equality in the operating room, courtroom, board room - hell yeah.
Equality in the coal mine - nah.
Equality in the coal mine - nah.
re: Are there any confirmed negative impacts of data centers?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 7/22/26 at 12:26 pm to Scruffy
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Build them in the middle of nowhere.
The middle of nowhere is not where the water or power is. Right or wrong, that's the rub.
re: Pole Dancing woman claims to be making $8,000 per month in military disability
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 7/22/26 at 12:13 pm to tiggerthetooth
Nothing will ever be done because the first step in problem solving is to correctly identify the problem and in no world can anyone criticize our veterans. They are "heroes," even if they were bulk fuel and only joined for the college benefits.
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