Longhorn Actual
| Favorite team: | Texas  |
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| Number of Posts: | 2419 |
| Registered on: | 12/31/2023 |
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re: Vance Boelter who kiIIed Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman this morning had “NO KINGS” fliers
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/14/25 at 2:06 pm
You're about the 5th person to post this, but thanks for the X link. I'd expect nothing less from you.
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re: Wrestling fans rejoice! Random bystander spears protester Goldberg-style
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/12/25 at 8:37 am
Targeting. 15yds. 1st down.
re: ISIS members considered attacking Gaylord Stadium in Norman
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/11/25 at 7:52 pm
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ISIS member considered bombing OU’s football stadium
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he picked a target in New Orleans
"And then they hired Brent Venables and I figured the Sooners were bombing enough, so I decided to blow up something in New Orleans instead."
re: Be safe on those roads baws
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/11/25 at 7:47 pm
The fat guy in jeans probably threw off the Bronco's center of gravity, causing it to roll.
re: That’s Gotta Hurt
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/11/25 at 7:37 pm
Kap to the rescue!
re: The $500M private equity play to boost Texas college football programs
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/11/25 at 5:36 pm
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While Texas and Texas A&M are two of the most esteemed programs in the country,
re: Mom shoots man when she walks in on him trying to r*** her 12-year-old daughter,
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/10/25 at 6:48 am
Why is someone classified as a “sexually violent predator” walking around in society?
re: The couple behind the riots & other stuff
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/9/25 at 9:36 pm
Greenburg and Levin?
Interesting.
Shocking and interesting.
Interesting.
Shocking and interesting.
re: First L.A. Now Dallas
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/9/25 at 9:19 pm
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The difference here? The Texas Rangers will kick the shite out of them without necessarily requiring federal intervention.
What are you talking about? The Texas Rangers are the investigative unit (detectives) of the Department of Public Safety (state police). They aren't going to be out in hats and bats.
Fun fact though:
The notion of "one riot, one Ranger" is why the criminal offense of rioting is currently defined as an "assemblage of 7 or more persons" + a criminal conduct element.
Back in the day, a Ranger's primary weapon was a 6-shot pistol; only one Ranger was needed for every six bad guys. Nowadays, a "riot" is anything that can't be handled by a single Ranger (>6 or "7 or more persons").
re: Most incredible Professional Golf records
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/9/25 at 6:33 pm
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Makes you wanna buy a 1 iron.
"Not even God can hit a 1-iron." - Lee Trevino
re: Most incredible Professional Golf records
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/9/25 at 6:31 pm
Kim Jong Un's 18-hole score of 18 is pretty remarkable.
re: Stephen Miller Coming In Hot
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/9/25 at 4:36 pm
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It's all Reagan's fault
Eh, experiences vary. I have a former SO whose parents were given amnesty under Reagan. Her father is one of the most patriotic, conservatives dudes you’ll ever meet. Absolutely LOVES this country for making him a citizen.
re: Trump better not back down on this.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/9/25 at 7:00 am
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Honestly, what does Winning look like in this situation?
So many cracked skulls the hospitals can't keep up.
re: Reporter Gets Shot with rubber bullet on Live Television While Covering The Riots
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/8/25 at 10:08 pm
Nawr, mate. Don't shoot the sheila.
re: I think we were cheated out of Augie Garrido not doing these dumb coaches interviews
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/8/25 at 1:01 pm
"This isn't some fricking game!"
re: ABC news suspends WH reporter Terry Moran for politically charged attack on Stephen miller
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/8/25 at 12:57 pm
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I, too, am richly endowed.
Endowed and rich is where it's at.
re: Protesters in LA are smashing the windows at the detention center
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/6/25 at 11:40 pm
Border Patrol Tactical Unit
This isn't really their kind of thing.
This isn't really their kind of thing.
re: Biker gang vs. Cowboy
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/6/25 at 6:42 pm
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Pops was lucky bike fig missed/intentionally missed connecting with his head. He never saw it coming.
Probably more lucky the guy didn't try to suck his dick as a gesture of peace.
re: Good Vibes: An Elephant Helps a Gazelle Avoid Drowning
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/6/25 at 6:33 pm
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Number of Posts: 15080
Registered on: 9/20/2024
Geez dude, seek help. Chicken should ban you just for being such a loser.
58 posts per day? :lol:
re: How many times do you stop on a 5 hour drive?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 6/6/25 at 9:53 am
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This is just disgusting. Where do you have to be that you can’t pull over for 3 minutes to go pee in a bathroom?
Or on the side of the road in between open doors like my dad used to make us do. Peeing in a gas station is how you spend money on bullshite, in his opinion back then.
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