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"If your team had an honest slogan, what would it be?"
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:10 pm
Shamelessly stolen from the abyss of manners that is r/cfb.
Alabama top rated comment
"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station"
Auburn top rated comments
1. "Now accepting applications for starting quarterback*
*must have been kicked out of one or more SEC schools and completed a season of JuCo ball"
2. "Winning at least one that we probably shouldn't have and losing at least one that shouldn't have been close."
3. "That other kid in the family"
Florida top rated comments
1. "On a steady course to irrelevancy, or as some people refer to it: the Nebraska business model"
2. "We have really shitty fans"
Georgia top rated comments
1. "Eh...Mark Richt is a good Christian man, so 8-4 is good enough for us."
2. "Almost."
3. "Good, not great"
LSU top rated comment
"If we don't know what we're doing, then the enemy cannot anticipate our actions!"
Ole Miss top rated comment
"One step forward, two steps back (applies to social progression, as well)"
Tennessee top rated comment
"So have you guys ever heard of Peyton Manning?"
Texas A&M top rated comments
1. "We're really lucky that one kid came here to do that thing."
2. "#YOLOSWAGLOL"
3. "Welcome to the highlight of the next 50 years."
Vandy top rated comment
"Slightly smarter than average kids who like football."
Alabama top rated comment
"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station"
Auburn top rated comments
1. "Now accepting applications for starting quarterback*
*must have been kicked out of one or more SEC schools and completed a season of JuCo ball"
2. "Winning at least one that we probably shouldn't have and losing at least one that shouldn't have been close."
3. "That other kid in the family"
Florida top rated comments
1. "On a steady course to irrelevancy, or as some people refer to it: the Nebraska business model"
2. "We have really shitty fans"
Georgia top rated comments
1. "Eh...Mark Richt is a good Christian man, so 8-4 is good enough for us."
2. "Almost."
3. "Good, not great"
LSU top rated comment
"If we don't know what we're doing, then the enemy cannot anticipate our actions!"
Ole Miss top rated comment
"One step forward, two steps back (applies to social progression, as well)"
Tennessee top rated comment
"So have you guys ever heard of Peyton Manning?"
Texas A&M top rated comments
1. "We're really lucky that one kid came here to do that thing."
2. "#YOLOSWAGLOL"
3. "Welcome to the highlight of the next 50 years."
Vandy top rated comment
"Slightly smarter than average kids who like football."
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:12 pm to Tornado Alley
Ours don't make any sense.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:14 pm to Tornado Alley
Auburn: Jimmie rustling, engaged
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:15 pm to Tornado Alley
"Team Vote"
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:17 pm to Tornado Alley
quote:
"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station"
Ours would be,
Deal with it.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:17 pm to Tornado Alley
Maybe next year.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:18 pm to Tornado Alley
My favorite was Georgia, "almost"
Lulz
Lulz
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:18 pm to Tornado Alley
Bama: "Indestructible until November"
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:19 pm to Tornado Alley
Laughed at the Tennessee one, the rest suck
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:20 pm to Tornado Alley
LSU "All in favor, say aye"
shite
shite
This post was edited on 5/28/14 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:21 pm to craigbiggio
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Laughed at the Tennessee one, the rest suck
I agree, except I liked the LSU one as well.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:23 pm to Tornado Alley
Probably the one we have, "This is ALABAMA football"
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:27 pm to Tornado Alley
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1. "Eh...Mark Richt is a good Christian man, so 8-4 is good enough for us."
Nobody, I repeat NOBODY in the UGA fanbase thinks this way. It is absolutely baffling to me that our rivals (and others obviously, since lsu is not a rival) continue to think this actually happens.
Maybe I'll start a rumor that les miles makes his wife smell his farts in the shower and say it enough time that people will believe it's true.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:29 pm to Tornado Alley
"Embrace the chaos"
"Constant adversity"
"Constant adversity"
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:29 pm to Tornado Alley
Mizzou: Just good enough to let you down.
This post was edited on 5/28/14 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:30 pm to WG_Dawg
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Nobody, I repeat NOBODY in the UGA fanbase thinks this way. It is absolutely baffling to me that our rivals (and others obviously, since lsu is not a rival) continue to think this actually happens.
Maybe not in a literal sense regarding 8-4, but I have heard things of that nature straight from the mouths of UGA fans.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:32 pm to NGATiger
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Maybe not in a literal sense regarding 8-4, but I have heard things of that nature straight from the mouths of UGA fans.
Well I haven't, and I'm sure I've been around more UGA fans than you since 2001. I also don't talk about football with the dumbass redneck wal-mart fans that you are likely talking about.
Nobody, literally, not a single person I know or have ever known has the mindset of, paraphrasing, "We really should be better, but Richt is a great Christian man so it's ok".
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:32 pm to NGATiger
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Maybe not in a literal sense regarding 8-4, but I have heard things of that nature straight from the mouths of UGA fans.
Funny, because I've never heard anything like that.
I've heard "he's a good representative for the university," but that's absolutely true
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:33 pm to Tornado Alley
Tennessee - "We used to be relevant...Seriously!!!"
Posted on 5/28/14 at 3:34 pm to Tornado Alley
"Anybody can have a bad century"-South Carolina
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