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If the SEC had NASCAR as a college sport, what would it look like?
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:05 am
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:05 am
Who would dominate?
Who would sponsor each school?
Discuss.
ps, fook water polo and lacrosse!
Who would sponsor each school?
Discuss.
ps, fook water polo and lacrosse!
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Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:06 am to Cheese Grits
This thread makes me embarrassed to be from the South
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:07 am to Cheese Grits
NASCAR is a dumb sport (if you can even call it a sport).
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:09 am to SwayzeBalla
UT's home track would be Bristol, that'd be tight
Third Saturday in August (night race)
Third Saturday in August (night race)
This post was edited on 5/18/14 at 10:10 am
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:10 am to VFL1800FPD
Auburn would fail every post race inspection
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:12 am to Cheese Grits
I wonder if they'd let Florida use Daytona...
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:13 am to Cheese Grits
We all know the gumps and barners would dominate this
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:13 am to Cheese Grits
Much fast. Such vroom
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:16 am to Cheese Grits
South Carolina would be the best... AU and Bama would start every race at the back due to blatant cheating.
ETA:
Dammit... Best me to it.
ETA:
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Auburn would fail every post race inspection
Dammit... Best me to it.
This post was edited on 5/18/14 at 10:18 am
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:17 am to VermilionTiger
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This thread makes me embarrassed to be from the South
Obviously has never been to a race.
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:19 am to VermilionTiger
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This thread makes me embarrassed to be from the South
Well if the PAC gets water polo and the east coast gets lacrosse the SEC should get at least something people actually watch.
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:19 am to Cheese Grits
Also frick you lacrosse is awesome
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:20 am to Cheese Grits
Auburn's Hurry Up No Pit Stop offense would face some challenges in the 4th quarter.
Alabama would use fat, slow monster trucks and crush all the fast cars they could catch.
LSU would have a solid team since they would not have to worry about game clock management.
aTm would suck. I don't think gay people watch Nascar.
Florida would have a huge fan base since they could wear their jorts and actually not look ridiculous.
Alabama would use fat, slow monster trucks and crush all the fast cars they could catch.
LSU would have a solid team since they would not have to worry about game clock management.
aTm would suck. I don't think gay people watch Nascar.
Florida would have a huge fan base since they could wear their jorts and actually not look ridiculous.
This post was edited on 5/18/14 at 10:27 am
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:21 am to reggierayreb
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South Carolina would be the best...
Not with Darlington as a home track they would eventually have to come to Talladega, ATL, or Daytona and pull a Danica.
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:21 am to Cheese Grits
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what would it look like?
A Florida home game
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:23 am to CNB
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Also frick you lacrosse is awesome
It is only awesome if the SEC sponsors it!
My nephew was getting recruited by ACC schools because SEC did not have scholarships. Pisses me off!
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:23 am to Cheese Grits
Auburn would win.
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:23 am to Cheese Grits
Alabama: Would rock a Bugatti Veyron because they wanna out-spend all the Joneses, it's unsustainable but also unbeatable
Auburn: Would drive a McLaren F1 because it's the closest car to big brother with all the obnoxiousness and ability to beat the Bugatti I guess but mostly falls short
Florida: A tesla. That has a dead battery.
Ole Miss: They have a nice looking rolls royce that's half way paid off. Not fast but boy is it purdy
Georgia: We rock a Ferrari that can haul arse but the old man behind the wheel likes to keep it at 55 mph and in between the lines
LSU: A monster truck because I can't see Les Miles driving a car
MSU: A 1993 Ford Taurus.
Arkansas: A crashed harley. Low hangin' fruit.
Mizzou: frickin yankees drive Priuses. Or Priui, whatever the plural is for pussy.
A&M: It's a nice and expensive pink Bug because idk
Tennessee: They had a nice Carrera GT but then they crashed the sumbitch
South Carolina: They drive a rice burning Lancer and think their hot shite because they beat up on all the other rice burning trash and the idiot in the ferrari going 55 mph every now and then
Vandy: Class. Just class. No speed. But dude, class
Kentucky: Idk, a CRV?
Stupid. Sure. Not what the thread is about. Probably. But I had time to kill before I headed to work.
Auburn: Would drive a McLaren F1 because it's the closest car to big brother with all the obnoxiousness and ability to beat the Bugatti I guess but mostly falls short
Florida: A tesla. That has a dead battery.
Ole Miss: They have a nice looking rolls royce that's half way paid off. Not fast but boy is it purdy
Georgia: We rock a Ferrari that can haul arse but the old man behind the wheel likes to keep it at 55 mph and in between the lines
LSU: A monster truck because I can't see Les Miles driving a car
MSU: A 1993 Ford Taurus.
Arkansas: A crashed harley. Low hangin' fruit.
Mizzou: frickin yankees drive Priuses. Or Priui, whatever the plural is for pussy.
A&M: It's a nice and expensive pink Bug because idk
Tennessee: They had a nice Carrera GT but then they crashed the sumbitch
South Carolina: They drive a rice burning Lancer and think their hot shite because they beat up on all the other rice burning trash and the idiot in the ferrari going 55 mph every now and then
Vandy: Class. Just class. No speed. But dude, class
Kentucky: Idk, a CRV?
Stupid. Sure. Not what the thread is about. Probably. But I had time to kill before I headed to work.
This post was edited on 5/18/14 at 10:27 am
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:24 am to reggierayreb
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:25 am to CNB
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If the SEC had NASCAR as a college sport, what would it look like?
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