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re: "I was NOT intoxicated."—Michelle Pritchett

Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:44 am to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29636 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:44 am to
Cheers to Rattlehead on the fark board.....gold.



Posted by arrakis
Member since Nov 2008
21168 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:07 am to
quote:

the way she "swings" on the handrail is proof that she is wasted.

Yep....
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38813 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:11 am to
Can you imagine being the husband and walking into work Monday?
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:12 am to
Pretty sure he's a self employed logger (not joking)
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 8:13 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108914 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:23 am to
I really think it takes a real level of stupidity to claim to be sober when you do something incredibly stupid. Anyone remotely intelligent who did something incredibly stupid when they were drunk will swear that they had way to much to drink.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58928 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:27 am to
BS.... That woman was hammered.
Posted by son of arlo
State of Innocence
Member since Sep 2013
4577 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:29 am to
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Can you imagine being the husband and walking into work Monday?
I'm guessing this isn't the first time she's done something like this. Somewhere along the line, she's ignored indications in her life that she shouldn't drink.

In a previous life, I had a good friend from Minnesota who lost a promising career as a fighter pilot when he got faced, stopped at a convenience store, stopped at the Playboy/Penthouse rack and started spanking his monkey. Totally inexplicable. I wouldn't have believed it if I had not seen the police report. For most, a drink or ten ain't a big deal. When you lose control and go on autopilot like this women, you know you've got a problem.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79817 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:47 am to
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Give her a break. Personally, I thought it was awesome.


Of course you do.

In the past 3 years, Gumps have killed trees, teabagged unconscious drunks in public, threatened the life of their own kicker, killed each other over not being upset enough over an Iron Bowl loss...and now this.

Congratulations on belonging to a fanbase that gives the phrase "batshit insane" a whole new meaning.

But hey, 11 wins. I'm sure you're proud.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50383 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:47 am to
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Can you imagine being the husband and walking into work Monday?


In your world, you'd be ashamed.

In his world, he will be a hero, as will the entire family.

The 16yo so flipping off the fans is the next in line to do something memorable for their fan base.

Her comments about Saban are gold.

Saban is becoming more and more like Obama every day: A man whose path to achievement is paved with much easier standards than his opponents, while his failures are propped up by the media as amazing successful endeavors, all the while being cheered on by fan base full of morons.

This really is pure gold.
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 8:50 am
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38813 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:49 am to
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In a previous life, I had a good friend from Minnesota who lost a promising career as a fighter pilot when he got faced, stopped at a convenience store, stopped at the Playboy/Penthouse rack and started spanking his monkey. Totally inexplicable. I wouldn't have believed it if I had not seen the police report. For most, a drink or ten ain't a big deal. When you lose control and go on autopilot like this women, you know you've got a problem.


Cecil Collins?
Posted by Tacoma Tiger
Tacoma, WA
Member since Dec 2011
920 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:51 am to
Pure class.

Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:51 am to
So, she's just bat shite crazy.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38813 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:52 am to
quote:

In your world, you'd be ashamed.


Hey you see what my old lady did? Lol
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19225 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:54 am to


creepily awesome!
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:56 am to
Some will say these are fringe, fanatical fans, but the sheer number of Bama fringe fans appears to be enormous. They were bad when they were national champs, imagine the carnage if they were 7-5.
Posted by TigerFlask
Colorado
Member since Oct 2004
312 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:00 am to
Did she get a free pass to Central Lock-up? I can't believe the NOPD officer did not jack her up in the origina video. She is marginally decent looking so prolly has been receiving free passes her whole life.
Posted by GatorsGonnaGata
Member since Jan 2014
229 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:02 am to
This is her?
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50383 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:05 am to
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Some will say these are fringe, fanatical fans, but the sheer number of Bama fringe fans appears to be enormous. They were bad when they were national champs, imagine the carnage if they were 7-5.


Idiot fans are nothing new to a fan base, any fan base, really.

What amazed me about Bama fans, however, is that these are individuals who are middle to upper class people that one would expect a certain degree of "class" from. That's what amazed me the most about what I saw in NOLA two years ago before and after the game.

People of both genders and ages from 12-70 who look like "you and me" that act like pure trash. I watched Senior Citizens, both male and female, cuss out LSU fans after the game, complete with the classic middle finger to the face....

But what shocked me most was their apparent social status. It's not cheap to go to a bowl game in NOLA. These were people with high socio-economical standing in their communities and they act like this.

My gosh, there was a line of people getting things signed by Harvey Updyke, taking their young kids to see him. I had to ask who the guy was because I didn't know. Having a Bama fan gush to me in front of his 9yo son about how proud a guy like HU made him was really eye-opening to me. Having his son smile back at me and say "he's going to sign my jersey!" was pretty....shite, I can't describe it. I saw my son in that kid and just shook my head.

This woman in this video....she resembles a lot of people's wives. I think this is the most difficult thing to grasp when explaining Bama fans to other people who don't get it. LOL
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 9:08 am
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10714 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:10 am to
You Nailed it.
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3748 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:15 am to
Are you freakin serious about Harvey Updike?

Alabama fans were lined up to get shite signed by him???
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