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[quote]I had to take my dad to his urologist appt the other day, and during the visit, she asked him (82 y/o) if he was still sexually active.... and he looked at me and then HESITATED before answering. [/quote] My urologist, attractive lady, on the first visit she asked me that, I'm 73 for t...

One of the coolest things about the FQ is that it is a real working, living neighborhood. It is not some sterile Williamsburg tourist area, Go try to tell the Bostonians on Beacon Hill that it will be sealed off from vehicles and they have to take a shuttle bus to get home. GFY...

Even in Louisiana, Landry is the scummiest I have seen since EWE. How people can't see through him is a mystery. ...

I owned a retail store for years, rude customers were very rare. I showed my employees how much it cost in advertising to get someone to walk in the door, treat them like gold, they are. Disarming the most annoying 'Karen' is an art....

Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places, but I can't seem to find it in the stores. ...

[quote]decafe coffee makes as much sense as meatless hamburgers.[/quote] Is it possible some people like the taste of coffee? Yes, I'd rather have regular, but since gastritis is miserable, I'll take what I can have. Thanks for the recs. ...

Crazy old black lady next door, she was wealthy and paranoid. I'm only saying that she is black, because it's relevant. The HOA is scared of her because if she breaks a rule "it's racist" to enforce it. It's a gated community, but she has burglar bars on every window and door, there hasn't been a br...

A life sized stuffed horse's head. I'm waiting for the right moment to put it under the bedspread covered in beet juice. My wife will think it's funny, maybe....

Caffeine gives me GERD, all the decaf cups I've tried are dishwater, anyone have a rec?...

I do small business and home IT support, I deal with every ISP in the area. When my client has ATT I dread that I'm going to have to try to deal with them, the customer service is worse than bad, sometimes it is hostile, when you can get a human, I use the term loosely, on the phone. The biggest ...

Guy in the office, I was talking to him and I noticed he struggling like catching his breath. I asked him if he was in pain, he said he had been hurting between his shoulder blades all morning. I called 911, got him on the floor, got him breathing from our first aid oxygen and gave him aspirin t...

Can't be, no graffiti....

They're carp, figure it out....

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Worked with an old guy who would take his bagged lunch out to his car and eat by himself. He'd sit there for a full lunch hour, windows rolled up, summer or winter and read a book. ...

The last time I paid $15 for a beer it came with a lap dance....

She asks me who I am and turns on the light....

Massengale was mine, that was until he misdiagnosed a lesion, a week later it was worse. Went to another doc, he said the I had prescriptions were worse than useless. I ended up with 3 months of wound care before it healed. Thanks doc....

Best eats in the trailer park....

This is one of our go-to joints. I don't think it is overpriced at all, the portions are huge, we either split or take home enough for another meal. Nice ambiance, very good service, reasonable prices, tasty food, what's not to like? As far as losing Justin, he had a great opportunity in Montana,...