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Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:33 pm to BaconButter
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Could you imagine having to look across that damn field and see that heap of lard drooling your direction.
Can someone draw a picture of him flopped on a bed, his pretty wife in a corner dressed in a short negligee? She has one knee drawn up across her groin, she's covering herself with both hands, and with an anxious expression she's saying, "You want to eat WHAT?"
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:49 pm to Penrod
You just made it weird
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:50 pm to DBU
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You just made it weird
Yeah, this thread is creepy now
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:52 pm to Bama Eric
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Hard nosed, old school but will open it up if the quarterback is capable
So he's Les Miles?
Posted on 6/16/16 at 3:53 pm to Bama Eric
I support this message 
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:00 pm to Bama Eric
I have marked it.
Bert gets more mileage out of "not finishing last" than anyone I've ever seen.
Bert gets more mileage out of "not finishing last" than anyone I've ever seen.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:02 pm to Bama Eric
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Hard nosed, old school but will open it up if the quarterback is capable like last year. I honestly think he'd win big at a big six school. He won't finish last this year. Mark it down.
IDK he had a team with one of the best College backs ever, and Russell Wilson at QB and he lost three games in the Big Ten
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:22 pm to Bama Eric
the one's that are complaining the loudest get their arse's handed to them by Bert yearly
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:46 pm to Bama Eric
I agree.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 4:48 pm to Bama Eric
He is decent. I would rank him 5th in the west.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 5:15 pm to Bama Eric
He runs the second cleanest program in the SEC next to Vandy.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 5:20 pm to Penrod
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Can someone draw a picture of him flopped on a bed, his pretty wife in a corner dressed in a short negligee? She has one knee drawn up across her groin, she's covering herself with both hands, and with an anxious expression she's saying, "You want to eat WHAT?"
What the frick is wrong with you?
Posted on 6/16/16 at 5:32 pm to Bama Eric
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Hard nosed, old school but will open it up if the quarterback is capable like last year. I honestly think he'd win big at a big six school. He won't finish last this year. Mark it down.
I agree, actually. If he had gone to somewhere like LSU, Bama, UF, or UGA, and had been given the same amount of time and leeway he's been given at Arkansas, I honestly believe he'd be competing for SEC titles already. He's an old-school hard-nosed coach who isn't afraid to develop his program rather than look for a quick fix that would leave them gasping for talent further down the road. Not sure how many Arkansas fans would agree with me, but, in some ways, Petrino's motorcycle wreck was actually a great thing for the program in the long run. His success might be sustainable in the ACC, but not so much in the SEC.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 7:01 pm to Bama Eric
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Do you guys not believe in Bert?
I certainly do. I believe he is building a program for long-term success. It just takes a while to get to the level of our competition from where he started. But, we are getting closer and closer every season.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 7:18 pm to randomways
Well said, sir.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 7:38 pm to ljhog
I like bert. He exudes smash mouth football with a scent of bacon wrapped lobster.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 7:46 pm to Forestgump
His big 10 style of play is refreshing in today's era of trendy spread offenses. Nothing is more exciting than running the ball up the middle and throwing 5 yard passes to tight ends. Bret Bielema breaks the mold and could possibly be the GOAT
Posted on 6/16/16 at 7:53 pm to Harry P Nass
All joking aside, bert will be challenging for the sec west title for the next 20 years. Fundamentally, he is building a very strong program.He might just take over the west when Saban retires.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 7:56 pm to Bama Eric
I think you're an idiot
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