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I just need Saban to retire.

Posted on 12/5/21 at 12:53 am
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4876 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 12:53 am
The mother fricker looks like he could coach 10 more years. He gets my hopes up that he’s starting to trend down, and then he just pulls wins out of his arse.

It drives me crazy.

How many more years does this dude have in his tank???
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 12:54 am to
Idk dude, I never thought he really looked old until this year, something happening, father time is on his arse.
Posted by rileytiger
In Hamster Cage Running on Wheel
Member since Feb 2007
2028 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 1:03 am to
Stop it. LSU can beat them. the East is weak and shows they suck.
Posted by VeryReauxna_ish
Bossier City
Member since Dec 2020
1958 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 1:24 am to
We have a real coach now baw.

LINK
Posted by gumpinmizzou
Member since May 2017
2785 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 1:57 am to
Thank you for this.

I would like to bathe in it like a shower gel
Posted by MrWalkingMan
31st Parallel North
Member since Aug 2010
6304 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 2:02 am to
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
24675 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 2:05 am to
I don't know if he'll ever retire. I mean, the guy lives for football.

He is already the GOAT and likely about to put another ring on his finger. The man is about to have to start putting multiple rings on the same finger ... I said that to say that he could already have a cushy job as a commentator making almost as much money with a tiny fraction of the stress, but he doesn't. He just keeps chugging along on the field and crushing the dreams of pretty much everyone but Alabama fans.

$aban may very well check out on the field from an aneurysm or heart attack, or perhaps a freak accident while throwing a headset. I just can't see him quietly disappearing into the night. I mean, if he was still at LSU, there's no way we'd be hoping he would retire.
Posted by G&P
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2013
1981 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 2:07 am to
quote:

We have a real coach now baw.

LINK


Good stuff.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 2:18 am to
quote:

How many more years does this dude have in his tank???
more than you care to know.
Posted by GorgeousGeorge
Nola
Member since Jul 2014
1979 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 2:44 am to
I’m convinced that when saban retires, he’ll die within a year. Football is keeping him alive.
Posted by GorgeousGeorge
Nola
Member since Jul 2014
1979 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 2:55 am to
Plus, I’m convinced that Nick and his buddy Bill Belichick have some kind of bet between them for who can coach longer. And Bill just got new life with Mac Jones. He’ll be the Pat’s QB for the next 12 years at least, so you do the math.
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
20968 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 5:23 am to
Flott balk is to Saban like the one ring was to Gollum. He will never give it up, somehow he will be coaching from the grave I believe.
Posted by Wardniner01
Member since Dec 2020
2537 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 5:32 am to
Until he dies. He knows he us the greatest so he will coach until he dies fo keep adding to his legacy
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39857 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 7:05 am to
Kelly gone make his arse quit.
Posted by austintexastiger
Austin, Texas
Member since Aug 2006
1912 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 8:26 am to
just like Bear Bryant
Posted by Ltown_tiger
Livonia
Member since Aug 2013
2013 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 8:36 am to
He better win it this year Bc this will be his last. BK has come to town.
Posted by Srobi14
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
3516 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 9:06 am to
Our roster next year looks nothing like Bamas. Bk is a great coach but he isn’t a miracle worker.
Posted by Fat Bastard
coach, investor, gambler
Member since Mar 2009
72503 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 9:18 am to
saban is not retiring. he will die on the sidelines
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4808 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 10:05 am to
quote:

I just need Saban to retire

...or Tank Bigsby not to step out of bounds like a fool.
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
6847 posts
Posted on 12/5/21 at 10:07 am to
quote:

Our roster next year looks nothing like Bamas.


YET!!!!
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