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I dunno what drug Bama took to finally play a decent first half but...

Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:35 pm
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
8192 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:35 pm
INJECT IT INTO MY arse CRACK.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
22370 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:36 pm to
I’d take a Texas Indian dildo up my crack if we did this every week, lube me with curry
Posted by Stidham8
Member since Aug 2018
10611 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:36 pm to
You mean the same team that Mississippi State was blowing out in Columbia last week until garbage time?

Posted by Wulfgar
Member since Jan 2013
2081 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21192 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

INJECT IT INTO MY arse CRACK.


I’ll take that but on the other side
This post was edited on 9/26/26 at 7:38 pm
Posted by LagunaTide
Laguna Beach, CA
Member since Aug 2026
123 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:37 pm to
We have the best offense in the country with Keelon Russell
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
8192 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

You mean the same team that Mississippi State was blowing out in Columbia last week until garbage time?



Yes. Next question.
This post was edited on 9/26/26 at 7:38 pm
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
18056 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:38 pm to
I don’t get what’s so hard to understand. If anyone follows Premier League at all and the Dr. Tottenham joke, well, we’re Tottenham.

We will aid all team’s woes, then you’ll go back to being whatever version of Bama you were before this.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
111601 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:38 pm to
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
8192 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

I don’t get what’s so hard to understand. If anyone follows Premier League at all and the Dr. Tottenham joke, well, we’re Tottenham.

We will aid all team’s woes, then you’ll go back to being whatever version of Bama you were before this.


Thank you, brother.
Posted by RollingwiththeTide
Member since Oct 2020
7701 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:43 pm to
Bama can’t get all 3 phases in sync at once. If the offense struggles in the first half then the defense is lights out. If the defense sucks the offense is on fire. If Bama could play consistently in all 3 phases every game this team could seriously contend this year.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21487 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 7:44 pm to
And you told me gribblecillin would contain no performance-enhancing qualities!
Posted by Willowglen
Member since Sep 2017
52 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 8:04 pm to
I think Bama is fun to watch and DeBoer appears to be replicating his Washington experience- helpful for him is Russell who is even more talented than Penix. I was curious as to what Bama fans think is missing and your post explicates it well.
Posted by RollingwiththeTide
Member since Oct 2020
7701 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 8:18 pm to
I hate to complain but the defense is capable of playing much better than it has tonight. They seemed to have settled some the past drive or two. They certainly can play better though.

It’s just about playing consistent and playing complementary football. If they can start to put that together this is a dangerous team.
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
14349 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

INJECT IT INTO MY arse CRACK.
I think you already had it put in.

It's also USC. Bama fans need to chill til they play someone. Last time yall tried this yall got embarrassed first real team yall played postseason.
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