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re: Horizontally challenged head coaches (Pics SFW but beware of man boobs)
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:15 am to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:15 am to DownSouthJukin
I just can’t believe mangino yelled at players. He looks like he would have a coughing fit the second he raised his voice.
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:19 am to 0
Every time he opens his mouth I picture linguini coming out instead of words.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:41 am to DownSouthJukin
Bet he could put beer back like Andre the giant though
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 12:42 am
Posted on 12/17/19 at 2:45 am to BoarEd
Grown men don’t watch frozen unless you’re a queer but seeing that you are an Arkansas fan you are probably queer and frick your brother so that’s explains things
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:37 am to DownSouthJukin
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Horizontally challenged head coaches
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Horizontally challenged
You misspelled fat frick
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:39 am to DownSouthJukin
Every once in a while a man needs a little support.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:52 am to DownSouthJukin
you Florida fans are narcissists who get skinny by snorting cocaine and eating grapefruit all day
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:05 am to Harry Rex Vonner
At least it keeps the BMI in check. And they can afford it. Tough to say either of those things about an Arkansan.
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 8:08 am
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:11 am to DownSouthJukin
It was common knowledge on the Big12 boards, back when Mangino was coaching, that he would use towels in the locker room instead of TP because he couldn't reach all of his nether regions with 1 hand 
True or not, it was always funny that everybody just took that as fact
True or not, it was always funny that everybody just took that as fact
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:15 am to Vecchio Cane
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t was common knowledge on the Big12 boards, back when Mangino was coaching, that he would use towels in the locker room instead of TP because he couldn't reach all of his nether regions with 1 hand
True or not, it was always funny that everybody just took that as fact
That guy somehow managed to have kansas competing at the highest level they have during my lifetime.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:20 am to themicah85
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That guy somehow managed to have kansas competing at the highest level they have during my lifetime.
I know guys who have run into Mangino in Florida and had beers with him. Said he was hilarious and a good dude.
It's like Kansas finally took a look at big-time college football and decided "Nope, not for us"
They just don't care
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:22 am to DownSouthJukin
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about an Arkansan.
It's Arkansawyer, dumbass. You see, this is why nobody likes you. You're abusive, an alcoholic, and you don't ever get anything right.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:25 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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you Florida fans are narcissists who get skinny by snorting cocaine and eating grapefruit all day
This.
Take away Miami and all you have are jorts with no baggies in them.
Daytona would be no different than Mobile.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:35 am to DownSouthJukin
All I can picture now is
Otto the Orange. Also, Bert is one of the only coaches ever to actually take on the look of the school mascot. He had that spiked middle hair thing going on that reminded me of a razorback and of course fat. Bert has very porcine-like qualities indeed.
Otto the Orange. Also, Bert is one of the only coaches ever to actually take on the look of the school mascot. He had that spiked middle hair thing going on that reminded me of a razorback and of course fat. Bert has very porcine-like qualities indeed.
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 8:40 am
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:46 am to DownSouthJukin
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Horizontally challenged
Nick Saban is vertically challenged. These men are horizontally proficient.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:47 am to Hard4Victory
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Grown men don’t watch frozen unless you’re a queer
1) I frickin watch Frozen. It's my favorite movie.
2) I'm not a "queer" either.
3) And even if I were, what's it to you? Are you a bigot? You come across like a bigot.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:50 am to Hard4Victory
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Grown men don’t watch frozen
I haven't seen it nor ever will, but a buddy of mine who has a young daughter has seen it. A lot. Because of said young daughter.
Does this make him queer? Or just a good dad?
Posted on 12/17/19 at 8:59 am to BoarEd
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It's Arkansawyer, dumbass. You see, this is why nobody likes you. You're abusive, an alcoholic, and you don't ever get anything right.
Listen up, you redneck hick-you don’t know me. Don’t you attempt to tell me about me!
I was too drunk to look it up this morning, anyway.
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 9:26 am
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:01 am to mark65mc
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Nick Saban is vertically challenged. These men are horizontally proficient.
Vertical proficiency is measured like bowling.
Horizontal proficiency is measured like golf.
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 9:02 am
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:05 am to Hard4Victory
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Grown men don’t watch frozen unless you’re a queer
Grown men who are able to procreate or to adopt, and do, watch Frozen. They watch Moana, too.
I take it that you’re neither.
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 9:06 am
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