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re: Horizontally challenged head coaches (Pics SFW but beware of man boobs)
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:25 am to Vecchio Cane
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:25 am to Vecchio Cane
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It was common knowledge on the Big12 boards, back when Mangino was coaching, that he would use towels in the locker room instead of TP because he couldn't reach all of his nether regions with 1 hand
True or not, it was always funny that everybody just took that as fact
But... did the towels go back into circulation? Did the cleaning service charge a premium for this? Did he do the through the legs maneuver?
So many questions.
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:30 am to ExtraSpecial
quote:These coaches make millions. They have unlimited access to top shelf trainers, facilities, nutritionists and trainers.
The vast majority of obese coaches fail. Players hardly ever respect men who have no self respect.
I sure as shite wouldn't have played as hard for my coach if he was some morbidly obese slob.
Why the hell don't they get liposuction AND use the facilities at their disposal to shed that weight?
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:31 am to DownSouthJukin
Mangino did a great job at Kansas, it’s tough to win there.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:33 am to Mizz-SEC
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Every once in a while a man needs a little support.
The Bro.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:36 am to DownSouthJukin
Mangino ate the defense is a game day sign I remember.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:43 am to DownSouthJukin
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But... did the towels go back into circulation? Did the cleaning service charge a premium for this? Did he do the through the legs maneuver? So many questions.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 10:15 am to DownSouthJukin
It’s incredible how far Bert let himself go from the time he was hired at Arkansas to the time he was fired
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 10:45 am to OBReb6
My favorite Mangino sign was held up at Arrowhead one year at the MU-KU game: "My coach can eat your coach"
Posted on 12/17/19 at 10:46 am to DownSouthJukin
overdosing on gravity is a thing.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:22 am to Bulldogblitz
Mangino may have achieved enough mass to create his own gravity well.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:29 am to OBReb6
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It’s incredible how far Bert let himself go from the time he was hired at Arkansas to the time he was fired
The guy must have been gargling lard everyday and and pounding pulled pork.
Here he is at Wisky:
And here he is at Arkie:
And look at this web gem I just found:
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:34 am to OBReb6
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It’s incredible how far Bert let himself go
Look at young Bert, in college at Iowa.
DSJukin' had a fanny pack just like that
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:36 am to Vecchio Cane
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DSJukin' had a fanny pack just like that
A fanny pack and jorts.
I suspect he kept those dogs in there for a snack throughout the day.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:39 am to DownSouthJukin
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I suspect he kept those dogs in there for a snack throughout the day.
Oh yeah, he made a snack of those dogs. Probably ate his boyfriend there, too. I mean, how else do you get from that pic to the Arkansas pics?
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:40 am to DownSouthJukin
Fat Fill Fulmer won a national championship.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:40 am to DownSouthJukin
Mangino still responsible for the greatest headline to ever grace a sports fan blog.
This was the banner on KU Sports after a hot early season start
This was the banner on KU Sports after a hot early season start
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:45 am to Porter Osborne Jr
He also sold his soul to the devil and Tennessee has been paying for it ever since
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:50 am to OBReb6
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He also sold his soul to the devil and Tennessee has been paying for it ever since
Johnny Majors put a root on him for his back stabbing ways
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:00 pm to DownSouthJukin
quote:You sure you know what this means?
Can one program handle two tubby coaches in a row?
Posted on 12/17/19 at 12:31 pm to Drewbie
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You sure you know what this means?
Clemmy Chaggie was sandwiched between Fatty the Younger and Fatty the Elder and I almost forgot about him. Edited.
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