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re: Helmans is better than dukes.

Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:53 pm to
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18877 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:53 pm to
Dukes
Blue Plate
Hellmans
Posted by CBandits82
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:54 pm to
Blue Plate GOAT
Posted by Rebbedup
Member since Jun 2021
4126 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:55 pm to
“Real Tomato Ketchup Eddie?”
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
2017 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:56 pm to
Griffins pancake syrup is primo....but they also own channel 9, which is my least favorite station, mostly due to "tornado payne"....im afraid if I ever saw him in public id heckle him for being such a dildo.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 7:58 pm
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14684 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:57 pm to
100% correct
Posted by Oklahomey
Bucksnort, TN
Member since Mar 2013
5918 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:14 pm to
Wow! As a lifelong Oklahoman, never made the connection that Griffin’s and Griffin Communications were the same people. And I agree about KWTV. David Payne is insufferable. I’m a Damon Lane KOCO fan.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26329 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:23 pm to
I was a huge Kraft Real Mayonnaise fan since I was a kid but over the last few years something has changed, it almost has a metallic taste in It now.

I made the swap to Dukes, it’ll do I guess.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126649 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:24 pm to
FTW

Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15526 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:24 pm to
This is the grossest Bowl

Edit: I was already planning on making a chicken sandwich tonight with heirloom tomatoes and Hellman's and I don't think I can do it
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 8:26 pm
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3208 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Griffin’s is still alive and well. Had no idea they did mayo.


They do everything I think... Jelly, syrup. All kinds of stuff.

The Griffins own Channel 9 in OKC.

And I grew up on baloney, whip and cheese on wonder bread.
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
2017 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:27 pm to
Yeah...now that you know, youll notice you've only ever seen griffin jelly and syrup commercials on channel 9.
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
2017 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:31 pm to
I was almost gagging when I saw the shirtless dude in coveralls up in the stands running around squrting mayo in peoples mouths.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18711 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:35 pm to
I’m making a bologna & pineapple sandwich at the half.




With mayo
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
2017 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by TigerCat33
Member since Apr 2015
1330 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

Hellmanns


quote:

gluten free



Yeah man, me too, unfortunately.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18711 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

N0T SURE


Hold your nose.

It’s go time
Posted by JacieNY
Member since Jul 2024
1915 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:56 pm to
The best sandwich of all, the Patty Melt using Thousand Island dressing though Russian dressing will do in a pinch.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113987 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

I was already planning on making a chicken sandwich tonight with heirloom tomatoes and Hellman's and I don't think I can do it


Bc you should be using Dukes. I had a beer battered fish sandwich with Dukes and cocktail sauce.
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
14953 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 9:12 pm to
I made my own mayonnaise once ... it tasted like mayonnaise.

Just buy whatever off the shelf it's not going to taste all that different.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18711 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

making a bologna & pineapple sandwich at the half.


Pineapple smelled iffy, so I carved out some MSU Edam cheese.

Took my kids Lay’s All Dressed chips. Those things are legit
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