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re: Has Texas Special Teams coach Jeff Banks stripper wife been brought up?

Posted on 8/11/21 at 3:47 pm to
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3950 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 3:47 pm to
Let me guess, this dance is called spank
the monkey ?
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
22316 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 3:52 pm to



Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100608 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:05 pm to
He looks like a cuck
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100608 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:07 pm to
At least Berts wife was hot
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

thought it was in Vegas but I could be wrong. Pretty sure they were together before Arkansas hired him.


Pretty sure this is right. They were married at the presser when he arrived.
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8946 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:18 pm to
I always thought Jeff Banks looked like a Pedo. Those glasses and the sleek hairdo combination are super weird.

But a stripper and a monkey also makes sense. Ultimately, I fell bad for his kids that his dad is going through a very public mid-life crisis.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35506 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:19 pm to
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Trashy looking. Especially in all that houndstooth.


Bryant could pull it off, everyone else looks like hot garbage.
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
13295 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:32 pm to
Good Lord look at all the makeup she cakes on her face like icing.

She definitely has alot of stripper qualities. Shes prob more fake than real.

She also kinda looks trannyish in that stripper pole photo in the white too.
This post was edited on 8/11/21 at 4:35 pm
Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
5438 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:35 pm to
yea no
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:35 pm to
I want to buy that monkey
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25750 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:37 pm to
Seriously, if you are going to break up your family for a stripper then she should at least be good looking. That is one ugly broad
This post was edited on 8/11/21 at 4:42 pm
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:51 pm to
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Her walk-up song is by John Lennon.
Attaboy! "Everybody's got something to hide, cept for me and my ......"
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15282 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:57 pm to
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So is the timeline is that he actually met her while working at Bama while on a recruiting trip? Left his wife and kids for her and now they have a mansion in Austin.
With a pole in it...
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15282 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

How Bert met his wife was a little shady when he was at Arkansas
Didnt happen. He met her in Vegas while he was at Wisconsin.
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15282 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 5:00 pm to
NASTY Meth Mouth whore. Gross.

Posted by TrNabs
Austin
Member since Oct 2019
1238 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 5:01 pm to
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Hopefully she doesn't let the gender benders of Austin peer pressure her into becoming a transformer.



Literally, every single post of yours is about trannys, I wouldn't be surprised if your mind is full of some nasty arse thoughts.
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15282 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 5:04 pm to
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Literally, every single post of yours is about trannys, I wouldn't be surprised if your mind is full of some nasty arse thoughts.
His projection is strong. I bet he googles it, jerks to it, then feels shame about it so he shite posts.
Posted by larryj41
Republic of Texas
Member since Sep 2012
561 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 5:04 pm to
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I thought it was in Vegas but I could be wrong. Pretty sure they were together before Arkansas hired him.

I had heard at a blackjack table in Vegas.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45270 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 5:05 pm to
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do you have the screenshots of her tweeting with recruits?



Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
15567 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 5:22 pm to
We got to ask Bama guys what kind of perks she gives recruits
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