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Harvey Updyke TROLLED!

Posted on 6/7/12 at 11:55 am
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 11:55 am
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I don't care if this is Germans or not... this is too f'ing funny and worth another discussion!
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
92847 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 11:57 am to
frick Harvey Updyke.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16328 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 11:58 am to
Good man, under appreciated and misunderstood.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 11:59 am to
never seen this
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:02 pm to
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Good man, under appreciated and misunderstood


+ 1! So are his kids Bear and Ally-Bama.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:03 pm to
Sounds like he has a big following. BammerNation, geez.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:04 pm to
In Missouri, our trees fight back when attacked. FYI.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:06 pm to
Man, listening to this...it's not going to go well at sentencing assuming this is used.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21772 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

frick Harvey Updyke.

Posted by Tds & Beer
TOT DAT MOFAN~DRIP DRIP~Bunty Pls
Member since Sep 2009
23878 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:29 pm to
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Man, listening to this...it's not going to go well at sentencing assuming this is used.



"what I did"
Posted by LA kid but AU fan
Jay Prosch Fan Club: Historian
Member since Apr 2007
4638 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:31 pm to
No youtube @ work. Summary anyone?
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
14335 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:33 pm to
hope he enjoys the stay/pounding at Kilby... especially when the inmates find out he is an ex-cop...
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:36 pm to
I have no doubt in my mind that if Bear Bryant were alive today, and professed his bi-curious tendencies at a private dinner with Harvey Updyke... Harvey Updyke would suck the Bear dry right under the dinner table without hesitation.
Posted by FatDrunknStupid
My Office
Member since May 2011
311 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:42 pm to
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No youtube @ work. Summary anyone?


Basically a barner got on facebook and messaged Updyke saying he had an extra ticket to the game. He called Updyke to set things up. Updyke ends up leaving the city after Saturday night because he was being hassled by fans. At the end of the video it shows the guy messaging Updyke telling him it was a prank. Pleasantries were exchanged and it ended with a voicemail from Updyke about killing the trees.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38357 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

I have no doubt in my mind that if Bear Bryant were alive today, and professed his bi-curious tendencies at a private dinner with Harvey Updyke... Harvey Updyke would suck the Bear dry right under the dinner table without hesitation.


Smart thing to do. Imagine the book deal.
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15446 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 12:48 pm to
couldnt have been said any better
Posted by mgmbamafan
Member since Jan 2011
572 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 1:32 pm to
Harvey's trial may start next week... The meltdown will be epic when he gets acquited or the case ends in a hung jury.

We know his defense strategy... What we do not know is the evidence the state has... If the state can not prove he was in the area or puchased Spike80-DF, he walks... then he will be back on Fbaum...
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 1:40 pm to
I wish people would leave Harvey alone. He did nothing wrong. He doesn't deserve to be made into a pariah. Poor guy.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

Harvey's trial may start next week... The meltdown will be epic when he gets acquited or the case ends in a hung jury.

We know his defense strategy... What we do not know is the evidence the state has... If the state can not prove he was in the area or puchased Spike80-DF, he walks... then he will be back on Fbaum...


He just poisoned a coupe of trees. Granted, it was a total dick move on his part, but Mike Vick was slaughtering dogs left and right and he only got a couple years. Give his arse probation, fine him a shite ton, and make him plant a shite ton of ugly oak trees all over Lee County wearing a Cam Newton jersey. It would humiliate him because everyone could take pictures of him in a Cam Newton jersey, which if he is such an insecure prick as most Auburn fans think he is, he might kill himself before being out in the public under court order helplessly at the discretion of an random Auburn fan's desire to take a photo. If not, then he will realize how fricking childish it is to devote every deep emotional aspect of your life to being a fan of the fricking Crimson Tide.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 1:47 pm to
Trees were ugly anyhow. Just my opinion. Plus, they didn't put up any kind of fight, soooo...
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