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re: Harvey Updyke TROLLED!

Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:17 pm to
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:17 pm to
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Like I said. Plant trees all over Lee County in a Cam Newton jersey


Well if as your post indicates you've said this before, then it's as dumb as the first time you said it.

Why would auburn fans/residents want updyke in lee county/auburn?

This isn't seinfeld where you become a butler.

Why don't we stop trying to reinvent justice with stupid "here's what they should do" and just let the man get probation like any other person who violates the laws of his or her jurisdiction.
This post was edited on 6/7/12 at 4:18 pm
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18494 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:38 pm to
Well the guy who poisoned the "treaty Oak" got 9 years for criminal mischief.... As a Texan, did you have a problem with that... I mean it was just a tree...

I Hope Updykes serves about 90 days... His actions make me want him to stay longer, but I think he should serve time...
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:52 pm to
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Not this shite again.



See?!?!? Join date does NOT classify the poster. This guy joined WAY later than nov 2010 and he is just as retarded as the rest of the ATPB'ers.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:56 pm to
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Dang, I thought that was your arse...


It's pretty close FWIW
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:58 pm to
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ThaKaptin


I assume you've seen firsthand. If it's close, then big time PROPS to Unite.

Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Well the guy who poisoned the "treaty Oak" got 9 years for criminal mischief.... As a Texan, did you have a problem with that... I mean it was just a tree...

I Hope Updykes serves about 90 days... His actions make me want him to stay longer, but I think he should serve time...


Don't have any idea what that is.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18494 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:11 pm to
LINK

Google is your friend. Are you fishing? Is this an Alter?
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:12 pm to
So someone poisoned a tree in Austin that is on Baylor street... and got 9 years?

I guarantee the judge wasn't an Aggie.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37847 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:19 pm to
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The intensive efforts to save the Treaty Oak included applications of sugar to the root zone, replacement of soil around its roots and the installation of a system to mist the tree with spring water. Although arborists expected the tree to die, the Treaty Oak survived. However, almost two-thirds of the tree died and more than half of its crown had to be pruned.


Maybe Toomer's oaks won't die after all. I mean eventually they all die, but maybe not immediately.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18494 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 6:13 pm to
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Posted by Message
TeLeFaWx
Harvey Updyke TROLLED!
So someone poisoned a tree in Austin that is on Baylor street... and got 9 years?

I guarantee the judge wasn't an Aggie.




That should not matter. I think he would be worse off with an Alabama judge.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 6:46 pm to
Any judge that gives someone 9 years for poisoning a tree is stupid. Also

quote:

The vandal, Paul Cullen, was apprehended after reportedly bragging about poisoning the tree as a means of casting a spell.


Obviously that guy is insane. Psych ward for 9 years, maybe. Not prison. shite Updyke maybe should go to one too, anyone that in love with Alabama has to have a screw loose. Still, the man doesn't deserve to be anally raped in a federal prison. That makes no sense.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 6:58 pm to
Half of my crown has been pruned. God didn't go to jail for it.
Posted by dustindavidman
Albany, LA
Member since Feb 2012
266 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 7:02 pm to
that idiot justed moved to my hometown in Albany, LA. I hope I run into him so I can make fun of him
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 7:36 pm to
^ You should go slit the tires on his mobile home.
Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth
Laffy
Member since Jan 2007
28643 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 7:37 pm to
Maybe it's because I'm not a child, but I don't find this type of joke very funny. It doesn't matter if the prankee is a douche or not.
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