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re: Fun fact about Louisiana - your ancestors are just cheap whores and criminals

Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:23 pm to
Sounds about right.
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
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Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:27 pm to
Fun fact to the fun fact, most of them actually went to Mississippi, more specifically Biloxi, and the large majority of them died. The ones that survived eventually migrated to New Orleans. LINK
Posted by dmatt2021
South LA
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:27 pm to
Your mom likes it in Baton Rouge
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:28 pm to
That makes perfect sense
Posted by WestRockyTop
West Tennessee
Member since Dec 2019
7774 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:29 pm to
Not a bad deal imo
get out of jail free card with a ho and didnt even pass go
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:31 pm to
You say that, but can you even imagine the difficulty of settling the untamed swamps of Louisiana in 1719? There is a reason only career criminals were offered this deal
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18934 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:32 pm to
Ancestors ?! Aunts, Uncles , Siblings and Parents. Rebs by 6 this Saturday.




Posted by klrstix
Shreveport, LA
Member since Oct 2006
3495 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:33 pm to
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I don't know breaux, you may want to shy away from the "Louisiana politicians" argument.



Yeah.. I meant him specifically... should not have been plural...

Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6465 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:33 pm to
Fun Fact...you are an idiot and your granny was a whore too!

Posted by Sgt_Nick_Fury
Chattanooga
Member since Sep 2012
230 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:34 pm to
You forgot Pirates.... Course for Tennessee Louisiana Pirates hold a special place in our hearts ever since 1814. Those salty dogs were Tennessee Sharp Shooters artillery's homies.
This post was edited on 10/17/22 at 12:35 pm
Posted by BornAndRaised_LA
Springfield, VA
Member since Oct 2018
6557 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:37 pm to
But upon further review:

Gotta look into your own facts before posting

“The new immigrants and the old ones were settling in the town of Biloxi (which would later be part of Mississippi but it was part of what was called Louisiana at the time and it was the part that John Law could profit from). But with the influx of criminals and other less than ideal immigrants, many of the well-to-do immigrants who had come in an attempt to shape the new colony found themselves unwilling to stick around. They started moving East to New Orleans to get away from the starving criminals that were invading their little town.”

So New Orleans got the best of Biloxi (admittedly low bar there) and the whores and criminals set up in present-day MS.

ETA: Sorry…Sooner beat me to it.

This post was edited on 10/17/22 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:38 pm to
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Ancestors?

shite, that's still true today.
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
71178 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Louisiana politics have maintained this tradition as the vast majority of them are, in fact, criminals and whores.


I don't think you'll find many disagree with you there
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
2128 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:40 pm to
If marrying whores and outlawing in the swamp is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
14229 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:40 pm to
Reminds me of the old Sugar Bowl joke.

Why would the Sugar Bowl committee pray every year that neither Mississippi school not win the SEC?

The Mississippi fans brought the Ten Commandments and a ten dollar bill to New Orleans and would break neither one!
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18934 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

If marrying whores and outlawing in the swamp is wrong, I don't want to be right.





Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 10/17/22 at 12:52 pm to
Good. Nobody cares.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
34192 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 2:06 pm to
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I don't think you'll find many disagree with you there


Well, being from Alabama, I'm quite familiar with the practice. I mean, ours are amateurs to your professionals, but they do try their hardest.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20554 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 2:12 pm to
Doesn't matter, had sex
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 10/17/22 at 2:14 pm to
Someone had to go to work for the bosses. With the lack of response to job openings these days, I wouldn't mind being able to offer a hooker as part of the compensation package.
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