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re: Friendly reminder: Ole Miss gets their verdict tomorrow

Posted on 9/10/17 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by ChiaTiger
Ponchatoula, La
Member since Feb 2017
1409 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 1:23 pm to
Winter is here
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 1:25 pm to
Well I know that I shouldn't have done it

I know that it just wasn't right

Cuz it got me backed up to the cottonmouth river and I can't cross late at night
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32235 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 2:26 pm to
Ross will feel like a dog trying to poop a peach seed tomorrow.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22273 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 2:33 pm to
Oh Death
Whoa, Death
Won't you spare me over till another year?

Well, I'll rattle your tongue till you can't talk
I'll step on your limbs till you can walk
I'll blind you eyes till you can't see
This very hour, come and go with me

Oh Death
Whoa, Death
Won't you spare me over till another year?
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32235 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 2:42 pm to
Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
Oak tree you're in my way
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you

Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Posted by DrHST
Member since Jun 2017
4 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 3:56 pm to
Let's get this Kangeroo Court over with... The NCAA's self interest is so transparent.
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This post was edited on 9/10/17 at 3:58 pm
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 4:19 pm to
The judge said, 'this team's a danger to the SEC,
We're gonna lock them up and throw away the key'
Now, Hugh baby, your BS has sent me to jail
But I'd rather die than see you with another season...
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

BranchDawg
quote:

He looked down into her brown eyes
And said say a prayer for me.
She threw her arms around him
And whispered God will keep us free.
They could hear the riders coming
He said this is my last fight.
If they take me back to Texas,
They won't take me back alive.


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Signed,

Your lifelong baw/bro in Outlaw Country,

G-Funk
This post was edited on 9/10/17 at 4:37 pm
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12532 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

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This might be the best post ever. Well done sir! Upvote
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8177 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 4:56 pm to
Word is the verdict is already decided and all former Ole Miss D-linemen and linebackers will be forced to watch footage of our run defense on a daily basis for the next two years.

Cruel and unusual.
Posted by Camel24hrs
Minden La
Member since Nov 2016
263 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 9:27 pm to
Funny but a few weeks ago this was all this forum could talk about. With no games being played what else did we have to post about. Now two weeks in the season its just background noise. Funny what teams playing games will do for our topics here. I for one am glad the season is here.
Posted by matthew25
Member since Jun 2012
9425 posts
Posted on 9/10/17 at 11:50 pm to
It will be even more funny in the morning when Lying Leo has to shake hands with the attorney for Rebal Rags.
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 12:27 am to
If the attorney moves his lips...
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22273 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Word is the verdict is already decided and all former Ole Miss D-linemen and linebackers will be forced to watch footage of our run defense on a daily basis for the next two years.

Cruel and unusual.





And Katie Perry will be forced to enter into a polyamorous marriage with all of Jerry Clower's surviving grandchildren.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 7:43 am to
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And Katie Perry will be forced to enter into a polyamorous marriage with all of Jerry Clower's surviving grandchildren.


Marcel and Newgene Ledbetter want in on this.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32235 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 7:55 am to
quote:

shake hands with the attorney for Rebal Rags.


Why would he be there?
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64513 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:02 am to
Why would who be there?
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33066 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:03 am to
Lyin Leo. He takes the cash, puts it down, then he lies
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32235 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:25 am to
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Why would who be there?


Merkel
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64513 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Merkel



I'm told he was retained as Farrar's legal counsel.
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