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re: For my TAMU friends: some healthy discussion in advance of our game..
Posted on 11/19/15 at 3:27 pm to Cooter Davenport
Posted on 11/19/15 at 3:27 pm to Cooter Davenport
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I agree. I think Pork > Beef and prefer the BBQ of other states
Turn in your Aggie ring.
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Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:22 pm to randomways
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People who don't want anyone to mess with them. It's an admirable goal, just flawed in the execution.
You really tryna rustle jimmies by dissing an anti littering campaign?
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:23 pm to randomways
The text-it's too much.
Is this your Vandy thesis?
Is this your Vandy thesis?
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:38 pm to randomways
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:39 pm to DownSouthJukin
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The text-it's too much.
He was utilizing the LSU Fan Filter (LFF). And God bless him for that.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:41 pm to cardboardboxer
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He was utilizing the LSU Fan Filter (LFF). And God bless him for that.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:47 pm to randomways
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Texas barbecue is not barbecue.
This makes me want to fight you irl.
Good luck this weekend, been scared of this game for a few weeks.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:51 pm to randomways
Enjoyed the rant quite a bit, even if you're clearly wrong.
Of course it is. Brisket may not be the barbecue you want, but it is barbecue. For what it's worth, my favorite is dry-rub pig ribs in Memphis. The mustard-based stuff in SC is also (strangely) tasty. And I like the beef sandwiches right here in Vicksburg. It's all barbecue. Stop it.
Another preference. Not a definition. I prefer pinto beans in my chili, but with or without I know what chili is. I was taught from an early age by "Neighbor, how long has it been since you had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili? Well, that's too long!" And BTW Wolf Brand comes with or without beans. And yeah, yeah, shut up. Nobody brags about serving chili from a can.
Carboardboxer answered this brilliantly. But I'm confused. What rhymes with Vanderbilt or Nashville or Tennessee? Or are you just picking on "Don't Mess With Texas?". If so, nevermind. But I don't think anybody was trying to be poetic with that one.
-1 for no yell leader comments. Other than that this was a good effort.
Your defense has us worried because your offense is only slightly more inept than ours of late. At this point in this weird season I have no idea what will happen. Hoping for a good game.
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1) Texas barbecue is not barbecue.
Of course it is. Brisket may not be the barbecue you want, but it is barbecue. For what it's worth, my favorite is dry-rub pig ribs in Memphis. The mustard-based stuff in SC is also (strangely) tasty. And I like the beef sandwiches right here in Vicksburg. It's all barbecue. Stop it.
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2) Chili requires beans.
Another preference. Not a definition. I prefer pinto beans in my chili, but with or without I know what chili is. I was taught from an early age by "Neighbor, how long has it been since you had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili? Well, that's too long!" And BTW Wolf Brand comes with or without beans. And yeah, yeah, shut up. Nobody brags about serving chili from a can.
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3) Nothing rhymes with Texas.
Carboardboxer answered this brilliantly. But I'm confused. What rhymes with Vanderbilt or Nashville or Tennessee? Or are you just picking on "Don't Mess With Texas?". If so, nevermind. But I don't think anybody was trying to be poetic with that one.
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...the rest of the SEC and I can sleep easier tonight knowing that somebody finally had the courage to tell y'all you're doing everything wrong.
-1 for no yell leader comments. Other than that this was a good effort.
Your defense has us worried because your offense is only slightly more inept than ours of late. At this point in this weird season I have no idea what will happen. Hoping for a good game.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:51 pm to Farmer1906
Relax. Everyone knows that if you put beans in chili, it's not chili anymore, because chili, doesn't have beans. It's just meat and beans.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:54 pm to randomways
Your mascot is a commodore and you're 400 miles from the ocean. So the intelligence thing needs some work.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:00 pm to randomways
Everything you've said is a lie or a troll.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:30 pm to TeLeFaWx
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Your mascot is a commodore and you're 400 miles from the ocean. So the intelligence thing needs some work.
The mascot is based on the nickname of a real person who was in fact richer than any, if not all, Texans.
Had THE Commodore given his entire fortune to Vandy instead of a measly million it would make the PUF look like chump change.
Chili with beans is how god intended it just like god intended red beans to go with rice. Legumes are both delicious and good for you. The added benefit of farting is just a secondary gift of god to loosen up the women in your life when they have no control over tooting.
BBQ is any delicious meat slow cooked for man to enjoy. While I have consumed all kinds and loved it like a second child, mutton is just damn tasty and should never be left out of any BBQ discussion. As the spanish invented it and they had goats and sheep, chances are good goat BBQ has been servers in the past and may indeed be the GOAT, but I have never eaten it so can not render an opinion.
F*ck PETA for making modern man feel bad about consuming all kinds of delicious critters.
PS, good luck to all and a safe game for all parties.
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For my TAMU friends: some healthy discussion in advance of our game
If you are gay that is cool and all, but if you are in Nashville for the game it will be okay to be bi curious with some of the local ladies.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:40 pm to AWG 12
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There are Vandy posters on this site?
Your bigger concern should be that they've got enough confidence to troll y'all during game week.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:44 pm to JustGetItRight
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Your bigger concern should be that they've got enough confidence to troll y'all during game week.
That's been the theme on TexAgs radio this week: What does it say about the program that we're concerned about Vandy?
And I have no answer to that. I guess that's why they play the games.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:47 pm to Cheese Grits
I know it isn't what you meant, but
I doubt you'll find many on this board or among your friends who feel guilty about eating tasty critters.
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F*ck PETA for making modern man feel bad about consuming all kinds of delicious critters.
I doubt you'll find many on this board or among your friends who feel guilty about eating tasty critters.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:50 pm to randomways
Can anyone say they actually read/will read of all of this shite
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:52 pm to shotcaller1
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Can anyone say they actually read/will read of all of this shite
Yep and it was funny as hell.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:59 pm to randomways
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1) Texas barbecue is not barbecue.
THEN, frick BARBECUE!!! IT frickING SUCKS!!! I PREFER COOKED MEAT.
Now, get your pocket protectors ready for some football.
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:28 pm to finestfirst79
As the old dude, not real worried. Just worried the kids today will miss out on all that delicious meat in a PC age.
Think of me as the white version of this guy LINK
Think of me as the white version of this guy LINK
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:36 pm to randomways
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People who don't want anyone to mess with them. It's an admirable goal, just flawed in the execution.
You have missed the meaning of don't mess with tex arse
Probably originated with some gay texas fan wanting to protect his boyfriends arse from assault from other gay texas fans.
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