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Posted on 5/1/14 at 4:48 pm to Three-n-Snout
Actually heard part of the interview on the way to lunch and have to admit Bert surprised my by his lucid discussions. He did fall back on that "I'm all about player safety" bullshite when discussing the HUNH, but other than that, he sounded pretty good.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 4:49 pm to CoffeeAg
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He's a fatass and a gluten with no self-control.
FIFY
Posted on 5/1/14 at 4:49 pm to piggilicious
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yes, he was fat yesterday and the day before and the day before and the day before, etc.
And it was funny all those days too. Guess what, its going to be funny tomorrow too.
Things that are also funny about Bert/Arkansas:
His stripper wife
0-8 in the SEC
2 years without a point against Bama
Meth
This post was edited on 5/1/14 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 5/1/14 at 4:49 pm to TreyAnastasio
Damn 
Posted on 5/1/14 at 4:50 pm to cardboardboxer
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PENIS POO POO PEE PEE That shouldn't have made me laugh but I did. You get a childish upvote.
It sadly made me laugh out loud too. Damn I need to step it up. I have a newborn baby and I'm laughing at what she will be in about 2 years. SMH
This post was edited on 5/1/14 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 5/1/14 at 4:53 pm to FourThreeForty
Posted on 5/1/14 at 4:55 pm to AgCoug
Bert needs to use cocaine, then he'd want to go faster
And he'd get skinnier
Which is necessary
Bc he's fat
And he'd get skinnier
Which is necessary
Bc he's fat
Posted on 5/1/14 at 4:58 pm to beaver
Bert so fat
Posted on 5/1/14 at 4:59 pm to The_Joker
wow such fat
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:00 pm to Three-n-Snout
An endorsement from Finebaum is huge.
Almost as huge as Bert's supple, feminine breasts.
Almost as huge as Bert's supple, feminine breasts.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:03 pm to The_Joker
He does give a good interview, and yes he is fat, but his obese wallet gets the last laugh.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:12 pm to CoffeeAg
Yeah, he's fat, but I'm also pretty sure his noggin has a couple of moons orbiting that sumbitch. Good lord.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:14 pm to Three-n-Snout
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:18 pm to Three-n-Snout
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You know you want to love him.
I <3 bert
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:19 pm to wrecking crew
It is funny cause hes fat.
But his chick is hotter than any girl you turds have ever been with
so im sure this is what Bert does after every pump
But his chick is hotter than any girl you turds have ever been with
so im sure this is what Bert does after every pump
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:20 pm to FourThreeForty
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Bert crushes everything. He weighs like 3-400 pounds
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:22 pm to FourThreeForty
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Bert crushes everything. He weighs like 3-400 pounds
Now that's some low hanging fruit there.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:29 pm to SDVTiger
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so im sure this is what Bert does after every pump
I bet that is what he'd do after a stomach pump
Because he'd be skinnier
It would be easier for him to move around and dance
Its hard for him now
Because hes fat
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:33 pm to Three-n-Snout
Finebaum=moron that only losers listen to and have on their twitter account.
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