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re: Fine-bomb loves him some Bert.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:36 pm to piggilicious
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:36 pm to piggilicious
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how you people continue to laugh at the same jokes over and over again i'll never understand
Fat people jokes are the best.
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:38 pm to Interweb Cowboy
Bert's so fat that if you asked someone if he was fat they would say "yes, he's fat"
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:44 pm to beaver
Bert's so fat.... one time this kid looked at him and said "You're fat." Bert replied... " Yes young man, my Body Mass Index is certainly not ideal. It's a byproduct of the fact that my daily calorie intake far exceeds my daily calorie burn."
That one makes me roll on the floor everytime!!
That one makes me roll on the floor everytime!!
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:54 pm to Three-n-Snout
He's so fat that he eats a lot because his stomach is stretched out from previously eating a lot and becoming fat. It's a vicious cycle and his family is concerned about his well-being.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:56 pm to Three-n-Snout
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The charm offensive begins. You know you want to love him.
“@finebaum: Really thought @BretBielema crushed it during our interview. Much respect for the way he handled everything.”
Big Ears Finescum is sucking up to Bert while hoping that they beat Auburn.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 6:23 pm to Three-n-Snout
Bert
Posted on 5/1/14 at 6:36 pm to TreyAnastasio
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TreyAnastasio
I don't care if people talk shite about Arkansas b/c in reality I wish yankee fricks like you would quit moving here b/c it's so much better than your home states are.
You're from Cleveland lol
Posted on 5/1/14 at 6:57 pm to TreyAnastasio
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Bert crushes everything. He weighs like 3-400 pounds.
LOL !!!!!!
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:19 pm to windsor1977
I do not how y'all can make jokes about fat people, aren't you guys worry about his health and safety?
Posted on 5/1/14 at 8:55 pm to FourThreeForty
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FourThreeForty
I laughed.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 10:15 pm to piggilicious
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how you people continue to laugh at the same jokes over and over again i'll never understand.
Just when I thought you were getting the hang of this place...
Posted on 5/1/14 at 10:20 pm to allin2010
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I do not how y'all can make jokes about fat people, aren't you guys worry about his health and safety?
Of course we are worried about his health, he might get the diabeetus
Cause he fat
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:18 pm to Three-n-Snout
I've never seen him - is he fat?
Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:24 am to Scoreboard
Yes, he's fatter than shite.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:56 am to Stonehog
Im still amazed people are shocked a former defensive tackle is fat
every team on here has a fat DT
every team on here has a fat DT
Posted on 5/2/14 at 7:05 am to gohogs141
Get all your fat jokes in now before calling someone fat is considered on par with using the N word. People will call you all "fatists" and you could be labeled an insensitive prick, fired and banned for life by society for talking about/being mean to fat people.
This post was edited on 5/2/14 at 7:08 am
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:47 am to Hog Leg
He eats because he's unhappy.
And he's unhappy because he eats.
And he's unhappy because he eats.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 am to piggilicious
quote:People still to this day make fun of Phil Fulmer's fat arse and he hasn't coached in this conference in damn near a decade. SEC football coaches have access to the best trainers, equipment, and nutrition experts in the buisness why not take advantage of it and get in shape?
yes, he was fat yesterday and the day before and the day before and the day before, etc.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:53 am to RT1941
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why not take advantage of it and get in shape?
Because he fat
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:55 am to RT1941
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People still to this day make fun of Phil Fulmer's fat arse and he hasn't coached in this conference in damn near a decade. SEC football coaches have access to the best trainers, equipment, and nutrition experts in the buisness why not take advantage of it and get in shape?
Why doesn't Saban take advantage of your engineering department and get bone implants.
Because he's short.
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