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Favorite Joke Against Your School/Team
Posted on 7/20/20 at 12:53 am
Posted on 7/20/20 at 12:53 am
After Nick Marshall threw the "The Miracle at Jordan-Hare" TD pass in 2013 vs Georgia, the question was asked:
"Was that the greatest throw in Auburn football history?"
The answer was: "No...it was when Cam Newton threw the laptop out of the Florida dorm window!!!"
"Was that the greatest throw in Auburn football history?"
The answer was: "No...it was when Cam Newton threw the laptop out of the Florida dorm window!!!"
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Posted on 7/20/20 at 1:03 am to GusAU
PokeyTiger
Posted on 7/20/20 at 1:04 am to GusAU
Posted on 7/20/20 at 1:09 am to geauxnavybeatbama
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PokeyTiger
Posted on 7/20/20 at 2:09 am to GusAU
Spurrier's quip about the library books always gets a chuckle from me.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 5:18 am to Bigbens42
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Spurrier's quip about the library books always gets a chuckle from me.
Spurrier, “Heard about the big fire at the Auburn Library. I’m glad everyone got out safely. Lost some coloring books and some crayons melted, but no loss of life.”
Posted on 7/20/20 at 6:06 am to makersmark1
I've always gotten good chuckle out of Spurrier's line about UGA:
Also, I love me a good Offseason National Title. It's practically as good as the real thing.
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I don't know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.
Also, I love me a good Offseason National Title. It's practically as good as the real thing.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 7:00 am to makersmark1
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Spurrier, “Heard about the big fire at the Auburn Library. I’m glad everyone got out safely. Lost some coloring books and some crayons melted, but no loss of life.”
I think it was “lost a lot of books and the real tragedy was that most of them hadn’t been colored yet”
On the right track anyway
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Posted on 7/20/20 at 7:18 am to GusAU
Corn dog is legitimately hilarious.
And true.
And true.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 7:23 am to GusAU
This might as well just become a “best lines by Steve spurrier thread”
Posted on 7/20/20 at 7:24 am to GusAU
I legit embrace the corn dog joke. It's funny as hell.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 7:43 am to GusAU
Happiness is a beaten cock....
Posted on 7/20/20 at 8:06 am to CU_Tigers4life
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Against Your School/Team
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CU_Tigers4life
Can you read?
Posted on 7/20/20 at 8:25 am to GusAU
Give us a few months and I’m sure Leach will have some gold for this thread
Posted on 7/20/20 at 10:05 am to geauxnavybeatbama
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geauxnavybeatbama
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PokeyTiger?
I'm incredibly slow...the light bulb just went on.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 10:14 am to GusAU
Meh, corn dogs.
Actually, I love corn dogs just like everyone (including black folks) loves watermelon and fried chicken. Who tf cares?
Actually, I love corn dogs just like everyone (including black folks) loves watermelon and fried chicken. Who tf cares?
Posted on 7/20/20 at 12:56 pm to GusAU
Tennessee...all you need is the punchline:
They can wear it picking up trash on Friday, at the ballgame on Saturday and Hunting on Sunday.
They can wear it picking up trash on Friday, at the ballgame on Saturday and Hunting on Sunday.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 12:57 pm to GusAU
"Don't let this distract you from the fact that Texas lost to Kansas in football."
I saw that so many times on twitter, but I couldn't hate. It was funny... and true. Texas lost to KU in football
I saw that so many times on twitter, but I couldn't hate. It was funny... and true. Texas lost to KU in football
Posted on 7/20/20 at 1:01 pm to GusAU
That we are gay because we don't allow cheerleaders.
Reason being is easily one of my least favorite things about A&M was how when I went many of the students then were very anti-gay. I remember in particular an anti-gay parade one day with signs like "Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve."
The irony that those same people are now being slurred as gay makes me smile on the inside. I have long said if the old Ags knew how pervasive that joke was we would have pussy waving poms poms the next day. I am glad they don't know.
Reason being is easily one of my least favorite things about A&M was how when I went many of the students then were very anti-gay. I remember in particular an anti-gay parade one day with signs like "Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve."
The irony that those same people are now being slurred as gay makes me smile on the inside. I have long said if the old Ags knew how pervasive that joke was we would have pussy waving poms poms the next day. I am glad they don't know.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 2:03 pm to GusAU
This was some years before Saban, and Alabama was pretty bad:
The Rollin' Stones are coming to Bryant Denny Stadium, and they are favored by 14 points.
The Rollin' Stones are coming to Bryant Denny Stadium, and they are favored by 14 points.
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