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Does the Tenner quarterback have the most backasswards name in college football history?

Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:13 am
Posted by SEC Doctor
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:13 am
Last name is a first name, first name is a last name.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:15 am to
He’s no Jim Bob Cooter, that’s for sure
Posted by clamdip
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:19 am to
Finkel is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkel!
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:19 am to
Its confusing. He got injured against Texas and I was screwed up for second thinking it was a receiver.
Posted by Hback
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:25 am to

Could be worse.

Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Last name is a first name, first name is a last name.



Yes...Faizon Brandon is a weird name in that way. It's kind of like:

Keelon Russell
Kamario Taylor

Or like:

Davis Warren - Stanford
Jackson Arnold - UNLV
Colton Joseph - Washington
Brock Glenn - WKU


Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:35 am to
Faizon. Is that creole?
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:45 am to
quote:

Faizon. Is that creole?




The name itself would have Arabic roots...but his parents say they named him after a barber shop they saw. They were going to name him Zachary Brandon, but saw the barber shop sign and liked the way it sounded. The Barber Shop actually was spelled Faison's, but they liked spelling it with a Z, instead.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:50 am to
Posted by Gnash
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:55 am to
Peria Jerry
Posted by Crimson1st
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Does the Tenner quarterback have the most backasswards name in college football history?


Who's on first???
Posted by kajunman
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 10:03 am to
Zachary would have been better.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 10:03 am to
I noticed some interesting names on our last week's opponent roster.


Mississippi State



Fatt Forrest
Sanfrisco Magee
Fluff Bothwell ( this rb 5'10" 230 was really impressive )
Boogie Johnson
Diesel Moye
Posted by lsufball19
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Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Colton Joseph - Washington

oddly enough, I know someone named Joseph Colton
Posted by SEC Doctor
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 10:21 am to
quote:

The name itself would have Arabic roots...but his parents say they named him after a barber shop they saw. They were going to name him Zachary Brandon, but saw the barber shop sign and liked the way it sounded. The Barber Shop actually was spelled Faison's, but they liked spelling it with a Z, instead.


Good thing they weren't driving past a Supercuts.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 11:21 am to
quote:

The name itself would have Arabic roots...but his parents say they named him after a barber shop they saw. They were going to name him Zachary Brandon, but saw the barber shop sign and liked the way it sounded. The Barber Shop actually was spelled Faison's, but they liked spelling it with a Z, instead.


quote:

Good thing they weren't driving past a Supercuts.




Most people don't know it, but his middle name is Supercutz
Posted by Marcelo Lavanda
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Posted on 9/30/26 at 11:23 am to
I've made 2 topics posing whether UTk crowd would chant "Let's go Faizon" or "Let's go Brandon" and both were deleted by the FASCIST moderator team
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