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Does God make Alabama good to protect the rest of us from their fanbase?
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:51 pm
If Auburn is doing good, they poison their trees.
LSU is good? Hell, let's phone in a bomb threat.
The dog is barking? Kick it.
Sister having a good day with our kids? Time to start beating people and punching walls.
The last time Texas A&M won a championship, they all got sent to war.
If someone celebrates a Tahd loss too much, a Gump will kill them, no big deal. Hell, they even kill their own fans for not taking losses "seriously enough."
Can't even let someone be peacefully passed out drunk without committing sexual assault on them.
We see it here everyday, a Bammer will post in a totally unrelated topic and bring up Alabama for no reason except a sad cry for attention.
Then on an off day, they may start a Go Fund Me account to scam good, hardworking, honest folks out of thousands of hard earned dollars to fund their own addictions.
Do they learn this from the lack of a positive uncle/father figure or does it happen when they first go to jail?
LSU is good? Hell, let's phone in a bomb threat.
The dog is barking? Kick it.
Sister having a good day with our kids? Time to start beating people and punching walls.
The last time Texas A&M won a championship, they all got sent to war.
If someone celebrates a Tahd loss too much, a Gump will kill them, no big deal. Hell, they even kill their own fans for not taking losses "seriously enough."
Can't even let someone be peacefully passed out drunk without committing sexual assault on them.
We see it here everyday, a Bammer will post in a totally unrelated topic and bring up Alabama for no reason except a sad cry for attention.
Then on an off day, they may start a Go Fund Me account to scam good, hardworking, honest folks out of thousands of hard earned dollars to fund their own addictions.
Do they learn this from the lack of a positive uncle/father figure or does it happen when they first go to jail?
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:52 pm to SidewalkTiger
...to protect us all from LSU's fanbase.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:53 pm to SidewalkTiger
God makes Alabama good so you’ll have something to live for
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:53 pm to SidewalkTiger
God makes Alabama good to protect their wives (married, but mostly common-law) from falling down the stairs.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:54 pm to SidewalkTiger
You make one hell of a point.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:54 pm to SidewalkTiger
We don't always understand God's reasons... but you do - have an upvote, sir.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:54 pm to SidewalkTiger
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SidewalkTiger
I want to commend you. You keep finding new and inventive ways to cope with LSU's rapid fall from grace better than most of your fellow fans.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:55 pm to SidewalkTiger
Are you insinuating that Alabama started World War 2?
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:55 pm to SidewalkTiger
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:57 pm to SidewalkTiger
quote:you left out shooting.. each other, tv's, their own children and acquaintances...
Does God make Alabama good to protect the rest of us from their fanbase?
they are a one off, and after the current cheating regime leaves and they have a record closer to real, there will be 80% fewer of them until the inevitable NEXT CHEATER gets the cars, houses, jobs, and cash payments rolling
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:58 pm to SidewalkTiger
My mama said dey angry cause dey got all dem chromosomes...
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:59 pm to SidewalkTiger
There is no God. Feel better now?
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:01 pm to SidewalkTiger
I always assumed he felt bad for making them the most worthless, disgusting, ignorant, and vile creatures on the planet.
But you may be on to something here.
But you may be on to something here.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:01 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
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JJJimmyJimJames
This dude is going to give Irons Puppet some competition.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:04 pm to TheDrake
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TheDrake
Humanism is a total waste of time.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:04 pm to TheTideMustRoll
Yes that Bama fear/derangement/jealousy is definitely coming out
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:04 pm to SidewalkTiger
Most of us are just trying to enjoy life raise a family. Maybe enjoy some football on Saturdays and root for our players in the NFL on Sundays.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:08 pm to SidewalkTiger
God made Alabama rich, moral, and prosperous with plenty of the beautiful and willing, so there is no need to …
- steal from nuns and cancerous children,
- rape, head butt, and harass 69 year old security guards,
- take team votes on raping 14 year old girls,
- talk to the FBI about strong azz offers,
- hire fourth choice when looking for coordinators,
- miss on recruits because of a lack of Chargers on car lots,
- whine about the SEC office location,
- betch about scheduling and refs,
Besides, upland kissing cousins are better than those down de bayou where the refuse of half a continent gets deposited to rot in a semi tropical environment, and spawn god knows what bugs and creepy crawlers that all end up in a crock pot…
- steal from nuns and cancerous children,
- rape, head butt, and harass 69 year old security guards,
- take team votes on raping 14 year old girls,
- talk to the FBI about strong azz offers,
- hire fourth choice when looking for coordinators,
- miss on recruits because of a lack of Chargers on car lots,
- whine about the SEC office location,
- betch about scheduling and refs,
Besides, upland kissing cousins are better than those down de bayou where the refuse of half a continent gets deposited to rot in a semi tropical environment, and spawn god knows what bugs and creepy crawlers that all end up in a crock pot…
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:10 pm to SidewalkTiger
I still frick my sisters on off years. What’s your point?
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:10 pm to TheDrake
quote:
There is no God
"It's time to turn, so ya don't burn"
Rev Billy Ray Collins
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