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Posted on 4/19/21 at 9:18 am to Jack Ruby
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t just donned on me that you explained the exact strategy of the game and the shittiness was hidden in plain sight me entire life. I just always chalked up the dog shite play to my imagination, but it's actually like watching 11 year olds at Boys Club baseball... Becauese that's the exact same approach.
Damn. I'll never watch the occasional softball game airing in the background because I thought my team's baseball game was on the same again.
You guys are really showing your arses with these comments!
I would love to see any of you try and hit a fastball coming at you at 70mph from 43 feet away!
Pujols, Piazza, and Giles tried to hit a 68mph pitch from Jennie Finch in 2018 and all failed! Badly!
Posted on 4/19/21 at 9:22 am to Smokeyone
Offensive linemen actively try to put on weight. When they leave the league a lot of them slim down quickly. Do college girls slim down after their Oline... I mean baseball career ends?
Posted on 4/19/21 at 10:43 am to Jack Ruby
Yep, and look at the example these gals have like Bama's pitching coach Prothro. She's lost 50 lbs and could stand to lose another 50. Many of these fatties can pitch like Bama's Goodman or hit like Bama's Hemphill and Haney. But are so slow they're lucky to not get thrown out at first on a ball hit to the right field wall. Coaches should set the example and demand players stop stuffing their faces and get in shape.
Posted on 4/19/21 at 10:53 am to ricketsd
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Yep, and look at the example these gals have like Bama's pitching coach Prothro. She's lost 50 lbs and could stand to lose another 50. Many of these fatties can pitch like Bama's Goodman or hit like Bama's Hemphill and Haney. But are so slow they're lucky to not get thrown out at first on a ball hit to the right field wall. Coaches should set the example and demand players stop stuffing their faces and get in shape.
I know we are making fun, which is fine, but some of these girls are athletic. Hemphill is a catcher, and you should try it if you think it isn't an athletic endeavor. I also saw her turn a single into a double yesterday on a routine base hit to the outfield.
Also to the guy who said MLB players couldn't hit softball pitching, you need to settle down a bit. Give them a week and they would demolish softball pitching. You can give these girls a lifetime and they aren't going to hit MLB pitching or even NCAA baseball pitching.
Posted on 4/19/21 at 11:54 am to Jack Ruby
if you look at the fat ones its mostly latino or samoan gals ...they are born fat so its really hard for them to be thin...they have fat genes through out their family trees so thats why .alot of them can ball out though so the coaches prolly dont bother them about their weight and what not
Posted on 4/19/21 at 11:57 am to bigDgator
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You can give these girls a lifetime and they aren't going to hit MLB pitching or even NCAA baseball pitching.
I think you are wrong!
Where do you get this type of dumb stuff in your head?
Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:04 pm to Jack Ruby
At ULM their conditioning consisted of Oreo eating contests and stealing chic fil a from the student union so yea...
Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:49 pm to Pedro
Lotta dexterity needed to steal Dem nugs
Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:56 pm to massilsu
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if you look at the fat ones its mostly latino or samoan gals ...they are born fat so its really hard for them to be thin...they have fat genes through out their family trees so thats why .alot of them can ball out though so the coaches prolly dont bother them about their weight and what not
Forget all that, what about your fight with KellerChrystFan at Waffle House Friday night?
Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:57 pm to Hback
No show
Stupid thread got anchored
Stupid thread got anchored
Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:58 pm to Enzos Tiny Pito
How are we showing our asses? This is the truth. Big boned is a myth. Some people will swell up naturally due to genetics if they don’t take care of their selves, but anyone can be healthy and lose weight.
Posted on 4/19/21 at 1:01 pm to Jack Ruby
Everyone needs a slugger in the 4 hole baw
This post was edited on 4/19/21 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 4/19/21 at 1:27 pm to mrbroker
Posted on 4/19/21 at 1:28 pm to Tigerbait357
Dayum
Posted on 4/19/21 at 1:34 pm to BamaMamaof2
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You can give these girls a lifetime and they aren't going to hit MLB pitching or even NCAA baseball pitching.
I think you are wrong!
The greatest players in the history of baseball failed to record a hit in ~70% of their career at bats, and you think a college softball player can hit MLB pitching? I mean yay feminism and all that, but don't be delusional.
Posted on 4/19/21 at 1:34 pm to Tigerbait357
Posted on 4/19/21 at 1:42 pm to bigDgator
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Hemphill is a catcher, and you should try it if you think it isn't an athletic endeavor.
She’s not a catcher. She’s only playing that because Doerr sucks arse and Murphy ran off our other catchers.
Posted on 4/19/21 at 1:49 pm to Jack Ruby
Posted on 4/19/21 at 1:49 pm to Jack Ruby
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It just donned on me that you explained the exact strategy of the game and the shittiness was hidden in plain sight me entire life. I just always chalked up the dogshit play to my imagination, but it's actually like watching 11 year olds at Boys Club baseball... Becauese that's the exact same approach.
It's been a while since I played little league, but only a few years since my son played. The discrepancy in errors in a little league game and a college softball game is enormous.
And most teams only have 1 or 2 slap hitters in the lineup, not 6-7. And with the movement softball pitchers are able to get on a pitch, not to mention varying speeds, it is extremely difficult to hit in softball. The mound is only about 40 feet from home plate. Walk off 40 feet and ask yourself how easy it is to hit a 70mph fastball, especially one pitch after an off-speed breaking ball.
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