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Danny Kanell twitter predictions
Posted on 6/6/21 at 9:14 am
Posted on 6/6/21 at 9:14 am
I'm going to go ahead and predict some combination of the following anti-SEC/Bama trolls and/or whines on twitter from him in the next 24 to 48 hours. Feel free to add your own:
1) The first and most obvious will be a tweet trolling Florida baseball. Deserved but as usual Kannel will twist the Gators performance (or lack thereof) as an indictment of the NCAA's supposedly unjustified preferential treatment of an overrated baseball league.
2) Another given is a tweet/whine blaming FSU softball's late late ending game last night for the FSU team's likely inability to sweep Alabama in 2 games today. The troll level of a successful FSU sweep goes without saying.
3) A smartass tweet or series of tweets for each SEC regional host that fails to make it out of their regional or any SEC team that loses to an ACC team.
4) A tweet complaining about some sort of "controversy" arising from FSU's game(s) against Ole Miss. My prediction is it will be about Confederate "flags" for the 1 random one spotted in the crowd or a tweet about an FSU player complaining of supposedly hearing a racial comment from someone in the crowd leading to a tweet from Saint Danny lecturing Ole Miss and SEC fans about proper fan behavior and sportsmanship.
1) The first and most obvious will be a tweet trolling Florida baseball. Deserved but as usual Kannel will twist the Gators performance (or lack thereof) as an indictment of the NCAA's supposedly unjustified preferential treatment of an overrated baseball league.
2) Another given is a tweet/whine blaming FSU softball's late late ending game last night for the FSU team's likely inability to sweep Alabama in 2 games today. The troll level of a successful FSU sweep goes without saying.
3) A smartass tweet or series of tweets for each SEC regional host that fails to make it out of their regional or any SEC team that loses to an ACC team.
4) A tweet complaining about some sort of "controversy" arising from FSU's game(s) against Ole Miss. My prediction is it will be about Confederate "flags" for the 1 random one spotted in the crowd or a tweet about an FSU player complaining of supposedly hearing a racial comment from someone in the crowd leading to a tweet from Saint Danny lecturing Ole Miss and SEC fans about proper fan behavior and sportsmanship.
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Posted on 6/6/21 at 9:16 am to Govt Tide
Kanell should shut up when FSU gets eliminated by Ole Miss, but he won’t. He’s just looking for attention like always. Don’t give it.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 9:22 am to Govt Tide
I get that he is annoying but that's the shtick he uses to stay relevant. People don't listen to his babble for well reasoned analysis. They want to hear him whine about the SEC.
This post was edited on 6/6/21 at 9:52 am
Posted on 6/6/21 at 9:23 am to Govt Tide
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Danny Kanell twitter predictions
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I'm going to go ahead and predict some combination of the following anti-SEC/Bama trolls and/or whines on twitter from him in the next 24 to 48 hours.
So... Your predictions
Posted on 6/6/21 at 9:46 am to Govt Tide
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Danny Kanell
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Jon Rahm got screwed. There is no reason he couldn’t have played today. He’s asymptotic. He could have kept his distance (3 or 6 feet? Can’t keep track). Worn a mask to please everyone even tho there is zero risk to him or his competitors. It’s outdoors!! Absolutely ridiculous.
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Danny Kanell is stupid.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:36 am to Evolved Simian
Danny boy is still recovering from the pummeling he received from the Gators back when he was qb for free shoes univ, he hates the Gators and the feeling is mutual. 
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:39 am to Govt Tide
Imagine being a grown man and insisting upon being called Danny
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:57 am to Evolved Simian
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and chalk that up to carelessness on his part for not checking the autocorrect on his tweet. Having said that, I wouldn't put it past him not knowing that it should be asymptomatic though.
As for his tweet about Rahm, I can't say that he doesn't have a valid point. I realize Covid protocols are what they are but I actually agree with him about there having to be a way that an asymptomatic golfer can play a single round of golf outdoors while staying 8 to 10 feet from everyone
As for his tweet about Rahm, I can't say that he doesn't have a valid point. I realize Covid protocols are what they are but I actually agree with him about there having to be a way that an asymptomatic golfer can play a single round of golf outdoors while staying 8 to 10 feet from everyone
Posted on 6/6/21 at 11:05 am to Govt Tide
Why would anyone follow Danny Kanell?
Posted on 6/6/21 at 11:08 am to Govt Tide
Anyone who spends any time reading or listening to him deserves any aggravation they get.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 11:59 am to Govt Tide
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Danny Kanell
Stopped reading right there!
Posted on 6/6/21 at 12:16 pm to Govt Tide
Posted on 6/6/21 at 1:04 pm to Govt Tide
quote:Bad take. Kanell is very conservative and anti woke and espn has attacked him for it too
A tweet complaining about some sort of "controversy" arising from FSU's game(s) against Ole Miss. My prediction is it will be about Confederate "flags" for the 1 random one spotted in the crowd or a tweet about an FSU player complaining of supposedly hearing a racial comment from someone in the crowd leading to a tweet from Saint Danny lecturing Ole Miss and SEC fans about proper fan behavior and sportsmanship.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 1:12 pm to Govt Tide
Danny Kannell is the ACC’s version of Clay Travis without the cult like following.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 4:20 pm to lsupride87
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Bad take. Kanell is very conservative and anti woke and espn has attacked him for it too
Fair enough. He does come off as level headed and conservative politically so at least he has that going for him.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 4:30 pm to Govt Tide
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Danny Kanell
That is a name I have not hear in a few years. Did not realize he was still around.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 4:50 pm to Govt Tide
Danny "The Bitch" Kanell's father should have pulled out.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 5:28 pm to Govt Tide
Southern Miss just eliminated FSU, so maybe that will shut Kanell up.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 6:53 pm to AHM21
Clay Travis is annoying
Posted on 6/6/21 at 8:35 pm to reel_gator8
You might want to check your facts there Gator. Danny engineered the “Choak at Doak” and then beat UF in their 1st Mulligan against the Noles, going on to beat UF in the Sugar Bowl. His actual record was 1-1-1.
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