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Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:23 pm to HogHazard
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:23 pm to HogHazard
To the Bama girls whose house I stayed at the weekend of the '95 Bama/LSU game, sorry about pissing all over the floor behind your couch. All of the bathrooms were in bedrooms that were occupied. I figured I wouldn't ever see you again, so I really didn't care. I did, however, laugh my freakin' butt off the following morning when you discovered it and speculated as to who did it.
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Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:27 pm to crimson crazy
That corndog deserved it, he probably tossed a pee balloon at the bama fans. Classless bastids
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Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:27 pm to BulldawgBooster
To the MSU fan, whose pet rabbit I stole, got drunk and subsequently lost after a mind-numbing 3-2 victory and a mason jar full of your finest moonshine. I don't know who you are, how I got your pet, why I carried it around from party to party for several hours or what happened to Mr. John Hopkins (the name I gave your rabbit)....but I do know John was a hell of a drinker, he got me laid that night and he's probably happier not living in your piss-poor apartment.
Mr. Hopkins, I'm sorry you had to live in Starkville. Hop on my friend, hop on
Mr. Hopkins, I'm sorry you had to live in Starkville. Hop on my friend, hop on
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:32 pm to The Nino
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If you stole those magnets off a blue tundra I will hunt you down.
Nope, it was a minivan from Seneca that had South Carolina, Clemson Mom sticker, and a Western Carolina basketball magnet. They seem confused, so i helped them out
Posted on 4/5/11 at 11:27 pm to The Nino
that's pretty funny.. as long as you got laid though it's ok to steal someone's pet rabbit (no it was not my rabbit, just gonna clarify that before you ask) Posted on 4/5/11 at 11:54 pm to CNB
To Lee Ziemba sorry I blew a bunch of snot in my hand and high fived you during Tiger Walk.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 11:57 pm to CNB
To the Auburn Fan who crashed our tailgate and acted like a douche, my brownies tasted funny because I made some with ex lax in them for people just like you. I hope you enjoyed the game.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 11:58 pm to Bellabama
Evil
Posted on 4/5/11 at 11:59 pm to CNB
To the Florida fan that I threw my drink at while he was running through our section yelling "frick Tennessee," I'm not sorry and I'm glad it hit you in the face and you slipped and broke your leg.
Posted on 4/6/11 at 12:06 am to Doomed
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To auburn fan 3 years ago...you were hot and I like big girls, sorry about your eye...
Posted on 4/6/11 at 12:20 am to Tigah32
- Miss State 2010. Sorry I had $20,000 more than you to pay. My rationalization was "what is another $20,000 after I have already paid $180,000".
Posted on 4/6/11 at 1:05 am to wareagle79
*This spot reserved for my behavior at the SECCG next year* ... 
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Posted on 4/6/11 at 1:16 am to CNB
On a regular basis I inform the children of visiting fans that Santa Claus isn't real.
ETA: Seriously not kidding.
ETA: Seriously not kidding.
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Posted on 4/6/11 at 4:23 am to heartbreakTiger
*Note to self*: HeartbreakTiger has a real problem if you turn down a drink offer.
Posted on 4/6/11 at 6:06 am to CNB
Look at some of these comments. And LSU is supposed to have the "worst" fans? Pussies
Posted on 4/6/11 at 8:02 am to LafourcheTiger
I'm sorry I yelled at a bucknut 10 y.o. at the NCAA FF for all that stupid spelling he was doing with his arms every time OSU scored. I was trying to watch the game.
To the GA fans at the 2008 cocktail party- Sorry I laughed at every one I ran across after the game. Too bad most of them left early.
At the obnoxious UCLA fans in Atlanta 2007- no apologies asshls, I should have cursed you worse when you were mocking us because we were about to lose Billy D to KY. The joke is on you jerks. 3-0
Sorry for calling Bama males gay for shaking pom poms. There isn't anything wrong with being gay.
To the GA fans at the 2008 cocktail party- Sorry I laughed at every one I ran across after the game. Too bad most of them left early.
At the obnoxious UCLA fans in Atlanta 2007- no apologies asshls, I should have cursed you worse when you were mocking us because we were about to lose Billy D to KY. The joke is on you jerks. 3-0
Sorry for calling Bama males gay for shaking pom poms. There isn't anything wrong with being gay.
Posted on 4/6/11 at 8:49 am to crimson crazy
To UF fans, sorry that Tebow was viewed by millions of people crying like a sissy after Bama whipped your asses at the 2009 Sugar Bowl. Good job Bammers!
Posted on 4/6/11 at 8:52 am to austingator
To the Gator fan I pelted with nickles and quarters at the conclusion of the 1999 or 2001 game in TS. I know you saw me, and watched me grab my crotch and yell profanities down towards you. I know you wanted to fight me really ,really bad as I did you. I was soooooo fricked up and angry. That was the worst thing I've ever done to a visiting fan, and have never done anything close to that again.
Sorry dude.
Sorry dude.
Posted on 4/6/11 at 8:52 am to The Nino
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To the MSU fan, whose pet rabbit I stole, got drunk and subsequently lost after a mind-numbing 3-2 victory and a mason jar full of your finest moonshine. I don't know who you are, how I got your pet, why I carried it around from party to party for several hours or what happened to Mr. John Hopkins (the name I gave your rabbit)....but I do know John was a hell of a drinker, he got me laid that night and he's probably happier not living in your piss-poor apartment.
Mr. Hopkins, I'm sorry you had to live in Starkville. Hop on my friend, hop on
Posted on 4/6/11 at 8:54 am to Supravol22
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Confessions of an SEC fan
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Although, TN orange is fricking awful
TN orange isn't awful. It's very practical. TN fans can wear it to the game on Saturday, to hunting on Sunday, and to pick up trash along the highway the rest of the week.
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