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re: Coach Beamer Ready to Throw hands with another SEC Coach....

Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:08 am to
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
14274 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:08 am to
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How would you make a point about the last ten years by going further than ten years? Ffs, his point is the Cats


If you want to keep it current then post the score from the last time we played. Who has the current winning streak. Your coach is still fat and would still tap out against Beamer
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4955 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:08 am to
This gif makes me smile. Spurrier thinks he's scadaddled to safety by the water coolers and Mauk just keeps on running like he doesn't have any brakes. Well, I guess the old ball coach was the brakes.
Posted by bloupe2
Member since Apr 2011
2857 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:09 am to
Has south carolina ever won a football championship? seems like a lame program.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
14274 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:12 am to
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This gif makes me smile


Your QB was a drug addict and your AD is a lying POS ( but he did have to pay for his lies)
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3993 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:22 am to
His day is coming my friend. Actually happening now.
Bowl Cut has had it made for a few years. Negatively recruited against most schools instead of selling his own. He truly embodies the meaning of a damn good dawg.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4955 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:23 am to
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Your QB was a drug addict and your AD is a lying POS ( but he did have to pay for his lies)


Still smiling (Hopefully Beamer doesn't come after me.)

Refresh my memory, and I'm being serious for once. What was the lie?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
29132 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:27 am to
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What was the lie?


Missouri was going to be good at football...
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4955 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:28 am to
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Missouri was going to be good at football...


Oh yeah, now I remember.
Posted by BigScoreboard
Member since May 2021
1632 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:28 am to
Infant
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
29132 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:34 am to
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Infant


Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
7924 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:35 am to
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Mark Stoops
stoop need to push his chair away from the pie-eatin table

Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
14274 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:43 am to
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What was the lie?


That our fans were spitting on your players and that Dawn was encouraging it. She sued y'all lost and paid up.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
14274 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:44 am to
Speaking of teams with fat arse coaches hello Tennessee
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26181 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:48 am to
For his sake I hope it isn't Pittman. Beamer's got fire and intensity but I think the Pittboss would just eat him and go on about his day.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
14274 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:53 am to
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For his sake I hope it isn't Pittman. Beamer's got fire and intensity but I think the Pittboss would just eat him and go on about his day.


All Beamer has to do is jog around Pittman for about 2 minutes and Pittman will fall out from exhaustion or heart attack.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6039 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 11:56 am to
His waist is bigger/wider than his shoulders. I don't think he will beat up anyone
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
25617 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:10 pm to
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Kelly is too stiff just watch him dance with recruits he doesn't get.







As a consummate professional Kelly was stone cold sober at those recruiting events. That likely won't be the case when he's musha-ring dum-a-do dum-a-da-ing all about your head and neck.
Posted by BigScoreboard
Member since May 2021
1632 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:11 pm to
Speaking of teams with fat arse coaches hello Tennessee

At least he has the good sense not to go around talking infantile gibberish about how he'd like to beat up other coaches.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
14274 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:16 pm to
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least he has the good sense not to go around talking infantile gibberish about how he'd like to beat up other coaches.


That's because he is a wuss and didn't want another 63 point beat down.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
14274 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:17 pm to
You can just look at Kelly with a mean face and he would collapse in tears.
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