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re: Coach Beamer Ready to Throw hands with another SEC Coach....

Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by coldbeerfan
Orange Beach RTR Alabama
Member since Oct 2015
814 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:22 pm to
Shane Beamer couldn't whip tough actin Tinactin much less a SEC coach.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2302 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:31 pm to
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That our fans were spitting on your players and that Dawn was encouraging it. She sued y'all lost and paid up.


I don't pay much attention to our WBB team, although that gif would have been better if Dawn had been the one getting trucked and not the old ball coach.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12185 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:35 pm to
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Shane Beamer couldn't whip tough actin Tinactin much less a SEC coach.


There isn't one sec hc that could take Beamer...none
Posted by ReversePiggie
In non-Arkansas US
Member since Sep 2021
3588 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 12:36 pm to
Sure... but who could he actually win against if they decided to throw hands?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23921 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 2:08 pm to
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Sure... but who could he actually win against if they decided to throw hands?


Don't sell Beamer short, he's got some guns...


Posted by bopper50
Sugarland Texas
Member since Mar 2009
9119 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 2:10 pm to
It would be Elder abuse to fight Saban.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23921 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 2:19 pm to
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It would be Elder abuse to fight Saban.


Same with Kelly...

With all the back and forth that's gone on in this thread, the one guy who I personally think Beamer wants no part of is Bayou Billy. I bet that boy can scrap...
This post was edited on 3/22/23 at 2:21 pm
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17169 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 2:28 pm to
Beamer's a little bitch. Stoops would beat the living frick out of him.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12185 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 2:28 pm to
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With all the back and forth that's gone on in this thread, the one guy who I personally think Beamer wants no part of is Bayou Billy. I bet that boy can scrap...


True but he could ask him some type of math question, like 2+2, and it would most likely blow his brain out from thinking about it.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23921 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 2:57 pm to
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Stoops would beat the living frick out of him.



Stoops might beat Beamer to the head of the buffet line at SEC media days, but that's about it....

This post was edited on 3/22/23 at 2:59 pm
Posted by LetItBe
Columbia, MO
Member since Apr 2022
324 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 4:02 pm to
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Whats the beef between Beamer and Drink


He's mad that Drink is 2-0 vs him?
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12185 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:51 am to
So which Coach is Beamer going to abuse today. SEC needs to add security detail for your weak coaches when Beamer comes calling.
Posted by Ezra Blu Boudroux
On the Broad
Member since Mar 2023
651 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:57 am to
That would be stupid on Beamers part. Kirby would walk the dawg on him.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12185 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:59 am to
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That would be stupid on Beamers part. Kirby would walk the dawg on him. ?


Isn't Kirby autistic? I don't think Shane would hurt an autistic coach but if he got out of line I could see it.
Posted by Ezra Blu Boudroux
On the Broad
Member since Mar 2023
651 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:02 am to
I think you misspelled awesome. At any rate, Kirby would stomp a mudhole in beamer's arse.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12185 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:06 am to
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At any rate, Kirby would stomp a mudhole in beamer's arse.


Beamer works out with the team and is in fantastic shape. Kirby would tap out due to exhaustion in 3 minutes.

There isn't a SEC coach that Beamer couldn't whoop.

In fact the Gamecocks coaches for the top 4 sports would destroy any other schools 4 Coaches.
This post was edited on 3/23/23 at 8:08 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23921 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:06 am to
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That would be stupid on Beamers part. Kirby would walk the dawg on him.


Shane Beamer vs Kirby...



The SECRant vs You...

Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:14 am to
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If you are going to go to all that trouble just say Mark Stoops' name already Shane

What's hilarious is Stoops made Beamer seethe this bad.

The lesser known Stoops, an ohioan who is often accused here of having the personality of a plank, has made Beamer so mad he is still talking about it
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
11932 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:18 am to
4 pages of speculation on which coaches could whip Shane Beamer's arse in an imaginary fight.

Never change, Rant.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12185 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:25 am to
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What's hilarious is Stoops made Beamer seethe this bad.


Glad you can laugh after Beamer whipped that arse last year.
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