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Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:31 am to SOSFAN
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Glad you can laugh after Beamer whipped that arse last year.
Bro you got no defense for this if he really is referring to Stoops. It's been almost a year since Stoops said anything and your coach is seething, seething so bad he even complains to his wife about him
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:35 am to armtackledawg
Beamer will be a really good fit for Virginia Tech.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:36 am to Lonnie Utah
The chicken picture makes me laugh every time.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:45 am to ipodking
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Brian Kelly would bitch slap that little kid
Brian Kelly prefers making videos set to music of him rubbing his arse on little kids.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:50 am to Lonnie Utah
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based on the way Beamer answered the question, I have to think it's Drinkwitz....
Agree. Drink just has a very punchable face. No, this has nothing to do with the W/L record, Mizzerites. That just makes you want to punch his already naturally punchable face into a slimy, squishy, unrecognizable mush.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:57 am to BigScoreboard
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At least he has the good sense not to go around talking infantile gibberish about how he'd like to beat up other coaches.
Tell him to get some good sense and quit dressing up as Fatman.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:00 am to armtackledawg
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4 pages of speculation on which coaches could whip Shane Beamer's arse in an imaginary fight.
Never change, Rant.
It's the perfect off season thread.
Speaking of, someone needs to start the SEC coaches "Thunderdome" thread...
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:02 am to Carolina_Girl
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Drink just has a very punchable face.
He really does...
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That just makes you want to punch his already naturally punchable face into a slimy, squishy, unrecognizable mush
Looks like to me it's already 1/2 way there...
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:20 am to Carolina_Girl
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Drink just has a very punchable face. No, this has nothing to do with the W/L record, Mizzerites. That just makes you want to punch his already naturally punchable face into a slimy, squishy, unrecognizable mush.
His record vs. Cackalacky just makes me want to pinch those chubby cheeks and tell him "Good job!"
Beamer's face on the other hand makes me cringe, especially when he's trying to make Cackalacky fans look like Auschwitz survivors for walking to their stadium seats for a football game.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 10:54 am to Faurot fodder
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when he's trying to make Cackalacky fans look like Auschwitz survivors for walking to their stadium seats for a football game.
For more years than not, it's not really a far fetched comparison.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 12:52 pm to Carolina_Girl
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For more years than not, it's not really a far fetched comparison.
LOL....not about Auschwitz, but that was a nice retort Girl. Mizzou fans can relate.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 12:56 pm to Freon
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I wanna watch him kick dawn staleys arse
SMH
Posted on 3/23/23 at 2:10 pm to Lonnie Utah
Beamer is not very big to put it mildly. My guess is Stoops is the one who gets him because Stoops is hotheaded. But I also can't see Beamer winning a battle of fisticuffs against, well, anyone.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 2:39 pm to Prof
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But I also can't see Beamer winning a battle of fisticuffs against, well, anyone.
All he'd have to do is make your fat arse coach run more than about 5 steps and he'd keel over from a heart attack. So that's 1...
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Posted on 3/23/23 at 2:50 pm to Lonnie Utah
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All he'd have to do is make your fat arse coach run more than about 5 steps and he'd keel over from a heart attack. So that's 1...
Our fat arse is a former heisman runner up. He'd handle tiny.
BTW, Beamer's first job was here.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 3:08 pm to Prof
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Our fat arse is a former heisman runner up
Posted on 3/23/23 at 3:32 pm to Prof
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Beamer is not very big to put it mildly.
He's got a couple of inches on Herby....
Posted on 3/23/23 at 5:27 pm to SOSFAN
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Beamer works out with the team and is in fantastic shape. Kirby would tap out due to exhaustion in 3 minutes. There isn't a SEC coach that Beamer couldn't whoop.
What's up, Shane?
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