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Clowney is amazing, but good freaking Lord

Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:19 pm
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:19 pm
Every other segment is about Clowney. No kid can live up to that much hype. He is a very special player, but he is blockable. He makes mistakes, mentally and technically. The best defensive player ever? Not even close. Not yet at least.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42349 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:20 pm to
Yes, but he has a big penis and that makes him happy.
Posted by DWag215
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2011
7215 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:21 pm to
Johnny Football fatigue has forced the media to appropriate his hype to Clowney. Dude's hype is running about 250% above his actual capacity.

Thought that was obvious.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:22 pm to
ESPN is definitely hyping dude up. I think they want to have a hand in having a defensive player win the Heisman.
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
17977 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:22 pm to
Clowney would be best served by sitting this season out. His stock has nowhere to go but down.
Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:22 pm to
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Yes, but he has a big penis and that makes him happy.


There are few men that I look at and say "This guy's got a big dick.", Clowney is one of them.
Posted by Hacker
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2009
3239 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:23 pm to
If this game were on some other network, you would not have heard a peep about Clowney all day on ESPN.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31935 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:23 pm to
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Dude's hype is running about 250% above his actual capacity.



As was johnnys
Posted by DFWAggie09
DFW
Member since Oct 2011
1483 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:24 pm to
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I think they want to have a hand in having a defensive player win the Heisman.


After the Teo circle jerk ESPN had going last year I don't doubt that one bit.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
16838 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:24 pm to
He really is a badass, but in general I agree. I'm really tired of hearing about "the hit" too.

I'm sure USC fans aren't though
Posted by Hacker
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2009
3239 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:24 pm to
While I agree with that, once he goes to the combine anything he does this season is moot. His measurables are off the charts.
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
17977 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:27 pm to
And the combine won't mean jack squat if he gets hurt and can't participate at full strength.
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18347 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:30 pm to
That makes yOU happy too....don't it....
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:41 pm to
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tired of hearing about "the hit" too



That Justin Vincent kid from Michigan should get some sort of check after he graduates. Espn goes so overboard with everything they promote. Spoonfeeding the masses I suppose. They must think we're stupid. Oh wait...
Posted by Spirit Of Aggieland
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
4607 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:42 pm to
SWEET. Is this who ESPN wants us to hate now?

ESPN Brass: "Let's run this one into the ground. 24/7. See how pissed off people get at Clowney!"
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:44 pm to
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There are few men that I look at and say "This guy's got a big dick.", Clowney is one of them.



Posted by silenth69
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
649 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:44 pm to
He is already picked by the powers that be at ESPN as this year's Heisman favorite since Johnny shite the bed. This will go on till that pick is solidified.
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:49 pm to
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He is already picked by the powers that be at ESPN as this year's Heisman favorite since Johnny shite the bed. This will go on till that pick is solidified.


Like someone else said, his stock can only go down. He cannot live up to the hype unless Spurrier starts using him on offense. Not as a blocker, but as a skill player. I really hope that Spurrier doesn't do that. Let the kid do his job, pray he stays healthy and then go get paid.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58058 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:49 pm to
ESPN wants to televise the historic event of the first defensive player winning the Heisman.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19209 posts
Posted on 8/29/13 at 3:50 pm to
I'm fine with it. As long as it isn't JFF.
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