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Chips are down: What did Ella Langley mean when she could tell "He's from Texas"

Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:48 pm
Posted by Marcelo Lavanda
Manaus, Amazonas
Member since Oct 2024
643 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:48 pm
Whether it be a UTa or TAMU man
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:50 pm to
Y’all will never be SEC.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
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Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:50 pm to
He looks like this

Posted by tBrand
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Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:52 pm to
isn't the song about a woman from texas
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
2265 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:53 pm to
gay
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
13146 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:54 pm to
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isn't the song about a woman from texas


The man and the woman are.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:55 pm to
Small penis
Posted by AUTiger789
Birmingham, AL
Member since Apr 2022
4583 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:55 pm to
She's an Auburn girl. She was probably turning her nose up.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
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Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:55 pm to
She's from Texas

He is choosing Texas

Hope that helps with the chip fumblitis
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:56 pm to
He smelled like cow shite
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5410 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 2:58 pm to
drink and jack off by myself, he’s choosing Texas I can tell
Posted by Marcelo Lavanda
Manaus, Amazonas
Member since Oct 2024
643 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:00 pm to
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Hope that helps with the chip fumblitis



Shame on me!
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:00 pm to
My female friends are all about Luke Grimes in the video.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:01 pm to
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she could tell "He's from Texas"

Marcel, pretty sure she could tell SHE's from Texas (the other chick at the bar), and that's why her man is going to leave her – HE's choosing Texas.

(Congratulations, you're now an Ella Fella.)


"He" is Kayce Dutton from Yellowstone BTW, so it all makes total sense.

Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91373 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:03 pm to
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He looks like this


"He's choosin' Texas Dhruv Patel"
Posted by Marcelo Lavanda
Manaus, Amazonas
Member since Oct 2024
643 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:03 pm to
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(Congratulations, you're now an Ella Fella.)



I am never giving up on Shania, forgive me, and she still (will always) be the one
Posted by Marcelo Lavanda
Manaus, Amazonas
Member since Oct 2024
643 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:03 pm to
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"He's choosin' Texas Dhruv Patel"



Posted by ipodking
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Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:04 pm to
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drink and jack off by myself, it’s Jews and taxes I can tel
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
31626 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:05 pm to
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I am never giving up on Shania

Before you go, here's an advanced track that many just can't handle.


Good luck.
Posted by Coke Man
Member since Nov 2023
314 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 3:07 pm to
Country music is terrible these days.
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