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re: Cam Newton was in Auburn helping on a recruiting weekend

Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

When he went to school there, he wasn't on campus more than 9 months.


He enrolled in January 2010 and played his last game in January 2011


That gump math is on fire these days. Earlier today it was "Stidham has 3 years starting experience" because 17 starts = 3 seasons apparently
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11661 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:31 pm to
Did he have baby mama with him?

Stidham is the 1st Barn transfer QB that wasn't a thief.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Stidham is the 1st Barn transfer QB that wasn't a thief.


Daniel Cobb did steal a few W's, so I will give you that...
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

Stidham is the 1st Barn transfer QB that wasn't a thief.


Studham is a thief too, he steals all the girls hearts

This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 2:43 pm
Posted by SAINTS0321
Member since Jan 2016
3963 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:44 pm to
Cam is pure scum
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51826 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

Stidham is the 1st Barn transfer QB that wasn't a thief.


That's not true.
Posted by GlossuRabban
West Cobb
Member since Apr 2018
2570 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Cam is pure scum


You sound like a very reasonable person

Cam buttfricked your team and you still can't shite straight.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40254 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:51 pm to
And what do you do in your life?
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

Cam is pure scum

He's the gift that keeps on giving here and it's not even close






Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26699 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:54 pm to
Cam and the rant... it's been a long time since I've seen this match made in heaven and I've missed it.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

You sound like a very reasonable person

Cam buttfricked your team and you still can't shite straight.


Saints wife probably belted out "oh Cam" a few times too many...
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8604 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

belted out Cam


Or he did while she pegged him
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28286 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:10 pm to
Cam rustles jimmies like nobody else.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:12 pm to
BowlJackson math... 12-3 does not equal 9.

quote:

He enrolled in January 2010 and played his last game in January 2011

That is a 12 month span, minus three months during the summer off season when he was off-campus working "in computer sales," which equals 9 months on campus... while eligible.

Understanding this requires (1) English language reading comprehension; (2) basic math skills. Even Auburn should teach these 101 courses, but perhaps BowlJackson failed, which would explain a lot.

This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 3:14 pm
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37526 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:12 pm to
quote:


You would know better than anyone texasfag7




You're not wrong. Cam has 100% blown a man before
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:16 pm to
Except Cam was on campus all summer 2010. And you spent so much time thinking of that comeback too
Posted by OldSchoolHorn
Aspen CO
Member since Nov 2014
3999 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Why do you hate successful black people Daniel? I bet we all know why


Not to mention Daniel loves penis.
Posted by Jazzbo Depew
Bug Tussle
Member since Dec 2017
1765 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:47 pm to
I like Cam.
Posted by dehsloot
Sunshine State
Member since Jul 2015
4051 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

Cam loves penis


Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

You're not wrong. Cam has 100% blown a man before



He did a job on your beloved Bama.
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