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re: Bryan Harsin is a god-tier troll

Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:01 am to
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17101 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:01 am to
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Chicken


And whipped LSU's arse.
Posted by gumpinmizzou
Member since May 2017
3017 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:10 am to
Bible verse with the record too. Dude can’t really coach worth a damn, but some elite hating for sure.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:18 am to
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Bible verse with the record too. Dude can’t really coach worth a damn, but some elite hating for sure.


Holy shite, I missed that part
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:27 am to
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More proof he intentionally sank our program


Nah, Auburn was still just barely afloat. But don’t worry, Freeze will finish it off.


Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
7435 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:35 am to
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Isn’t Auburn still paying Harsin?


Yes. Both the $280 Douglas fir Christmas tree you can see in the reflection and the $27/lb boutique coffee he’s drinking were paid for straight out of his Auburn direct deposit checking account. He makes so much money off Auburn that he even tipped an extra $20 to the tree farm for them to tie down the tree to his luggage rack, thus avoiding getting sap on his own hands. This is a luxury he couldn't afford in Boise. With the sap-free hands he has more time to get on his iPhone and troll his former employer and current financier, Auburn. And people claim the American Dream is dead!
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
4154 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:37 am to
Why does he have a Christmas tree?

Thought Harsin was a Scientologist?
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
31203 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:37 am to
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Bible verse with the record too. Dude can’t really coach worth a damn, but some elite hating for sure.
The entire Harsin family have been sitting on their asses collecting AU's millions while they craft their troll skills. They are subtle, but effective.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:37 am to
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Yes. Both the $280 Douglas fir Christmas tree you can see in the reflection and the $27/lb boutique coffee he’s drinking were paid for straight out of his Auburn direct deposit checking account. He makes so much money off Auburn that he even tipped an extra $20 to the tree farm for them to tie down the tree to his luggage rack, thus avoiding getting sap on his own hands. This is a luxury he couldn't afford in Boise. With the sap-free hands he has more time to get on his iPhone and troll his former employer and current financier, Auburn. And people claim the American Dream is dead!


Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
18206 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:44 am to
Jesus, this dude really hates Auburn.

I know exactly how feels.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19671 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:48 am to
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Bryan Harsin is a god-tier troll


That motherfricker right there straight up hates API. Holy shite.
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
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Member since Apr 2024
4963 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:53 am to
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More proof he intentionally sank our program


If he really wanted to sink your program, he would have recruited Milroe.
This post was edited on 12/2/24 at 10:58 am
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
45370 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 10:55 am to
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Both the $280 Douglas fir Christmas tree you can see in the reflection and the $27/lb boutique coffee he’s drinking were paid for straight out of his Auburn direct deposit checking account.


The proceeds from that LANK shirt also directly support Alabama NIL, so in a way Auburn is helping to fund the salaries of the guys who beat them this weekend. Truly amazing.
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
7427 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:14 am to
Auburn is paying him millions to troll them

This post was edited on 12/2/24 at 11:15 am
Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
4242 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:15 am to
Isn’t it weird how this supposed hard arse football guy is just sitting at home? Most coaches line something up quickly after they lose their jobs. I don’t think his buyout has offset language in it so it’s not like it makes any difference to Auburn.

Seems like Harsin didn’t really like coaching all that much anyways, surely he could’ve gotten some off the field role with Boise at a minimum. Even Dubose went and coached high school football after similar circumstances (cheating scandal and sucking as a coach). Certainly makes Auburn/Alan Greene look worse for hiring someone this lazy.
Posted by ihateidiots18
Member since Dec 2020
439 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:16 am to
even better, he didn't recruit at all
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
70698 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:17 am to
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Thought Harsin was a Scientologist?

Wasn't that Cousin Eddie Mullen?
Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
4242 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:18 am to
Harsin is a jack mormon, a growing phenomenon
Posted by AUTubaHerd
Member since Nov 2012
2065 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:18 am to
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If he really wanted to sink your program, he would have recruited Milroe.


His problem was he barely spent time recruiting anyone.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39155 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:19 am to
That was only part of the troll.

He also quoted James “5:7”

5-7 was auburns record
Posted by Panthers4life
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2017
4689 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:20 am to
That was the best troll I've seen in a while!
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