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re: Brian Kelly lost 7 games across his first two seasons at LSU; DeBoer lost 8 games at Bama

Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:03 pm to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
69911 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:03 pm to
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Well yeah coonass, I can do that because Alabama owns LSU.

When LSU fans try it just looks desperate.


It looks the same way from this side when you start crying about children's hospitals and other such things.

Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
31861 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:06 pm to
I can use that because it’s accurate. Even while stealing from children, LSU has lost eight of ten against Alabama. Their two wins are by 5 and 1. Alabama has wins by 29 (2) and two or more touchdowns multiple times in the last ten years.

In order for that to change, Kiffin will have to start winning against Alabama. When that happens, LSU trolls will have a leg to stand on instead of nut riding the teams who actually beat DeBoer and Alabama.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
46103 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:07 pm to
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This is the stereotypical bullshite that makes you a troll.


Holy fricking shite.

Your "Topics By" page is full of threads trolling LSU fans, poking fun at how shite their teams are this year, and you're gonna cry about this? What a fricking pussy
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
46103 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:09 pm to
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Even while stealing from children,


"wahhh don't troll me about Alabama, but please let me troll using a false narrative that LSU, the university, stole from dying children wahhhh"
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
31861 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:11 pm to
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The "LSU Our Lady of the Lake" (OLOL) scandal primarily refers to the 2019 conviction of John Paul Funes, former CEO of the OLOL Foundation, who embezzled over $550,000. Funes used funds to pay families of LSU football players, such as James Alexander and Rohan Davey's family.


Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
69911 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:11 pm to
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I can use that because it’s accurate.


And so can I, you massive crybaby.

Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
69911 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:12 pm to
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"wahhh don't troll me about Alabama, but please let me troll using a false narrative that LSU, the university, stole from dying children wahhhh"


Dude is crashing out.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
31861 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:13 pm to
I presented fact. Call it what you want.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
46103 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:14 pm to
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The "LSU Our Lady of the Lake" (OLOL) scandal primarily refers to the 2019 conviction of John Paul Funes, former CEO of the OLOL Foundation, who embezzled over $550,000. Funes used funds to pay families of LSU football players, such as James Alexander and Rohan Davey's family.


Thank you for confirming what John Paul Funes, former CEO of the OLOL Foundation, did.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
69911 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:14 pm to
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I presented fact.


So did I

And actually, the article you posted isn't "fact." The player whose family received payments was Vadal Alexander, not James.

Also, Davey had been retired from the NFL for years when his sister and mother unknowingly became involved in this money laundering scheme.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
31861 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:16 pm to
“We stole from that hospital, but not that player! You’re wrong!”

I apologize. The point still stands.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
69911 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:18 pm to
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“We stole from that hospital, but not that player! You’re wrong!”


There was no "we," it was one guy, I know counting is hard for Alabama fans.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
46103 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:19 pm to
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“We stole from that hospital, but not that player! You’re wrong!”


You keep using that "we" word. Don't think JPF is an employer of LSU.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
69911 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:20 pm to
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You keep using that "we" word. Don't think JPF is an employer of LSU.


Sad fella is mad that his hypocrisy was exposed so he's desperately trying to deflect.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
31861 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:21 pm to
If we have to pay for Updyke, yall have to pay for this

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Prior to his incarceration, John Paul served as President/CEO of Our Lady of the Lake (OLOL) Foundation for 11 years. His primary focus at OLOL Foundation was raising funds to build a freestanding Children’s Hospital in Baton Rouge. Previously, he served as the Administrator of OLOL Children’s Hospital. He served on the National Diversity Advisory Board at Louisiana State University as well as on the Center for Planning Excellence Board of Directors. Additionally, he was a Board Member of the Rotary Club of Baton Rouge and a member of the Kiwanis Club of Baton Rouge. He served for nine years on the Board of Directors for Special Olympics Louisiana and for ten years as the Volunteer Director for the Special Olympics Indoor Games in Baton Rouge. In 2012, he was awarded the Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Unsung Hero Award by the Louisiana State University Office of Equity, Diversity and Community Outreach.

He holds a master’s degree in healthcare administration and a master’s degree in business administration from the University of Houston and a bachelor’s degree in political science from Louisiana State University. He is married to Ann Jewell Funes of New Roads, LA and they have three children; Victoria, Patrick, and Kate. The Funes family attends St. Aloysius Catholic Church.


Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
46103 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:23 pm to
That's a false equivalence.

Nobody is saying the University of Alabama poisoned the trees
But you are saying Louisiana State University stole from a hospital
This post was edited on 4/22/26 at 6:24 pm
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
31861 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:26 pm to
Well yeah, poisoning some trees isn’t equal to stealing from a local Baton Rouge hospital because you’re an LSU fan.

Yet Alabama fans get grouped with Updyke just like LSU fans get grouped with this guy. Only difference is this guy had power and it makes LSU look involved, right or wrong.

ETA - and I turned a DeBoer vs Kelly thread into “LSU doesn’t steal from children’s hospitals!”
This post was edited on 4/22/26 at 6:28 pm
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
21487 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:30 pm to
You’re not gonna find me defending this. Truly a puzzling, head scratching move and to be blunt…retarded.

He’s hot seat material for me this coming year if he loses 3+ games again and gets housed in those losses

Idk what the frick Byrne is doing here
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
69911 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:30 pm to
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Yet Alabama fans get grouped with Updyke

Meh, I see people make fun of Updyke but I don't really see statements about Alabama or Alabama fans going around killing trees.

Maybe they're out there though. I'm sure they bothered you if you saw them.

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it makes LSU look involved, right or wrong.


Only if you're an absolute moron

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ETA - and I turned a DeBoer vs Kelly thread into “LSU doesn’t steal from children’s hospitals!”


Good, we all know you desperately need attention. Even if you get it by being a massive crybaby, I'm sure it feels the same.
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
4348 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:30 pm to
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I think part of BK's issue was that his best year was his first year when the roster was in shambles. Things didn't get better (as you would expect them to after he built the roster back up).


Kelly is purely a CEO. He did some good things from an administrative standpoint, but he brings nothing to the table as a hands on coach or coordinator. He’s entirely dependent on his assistants for that, and his hires at LSU sucked. That was his downfall.
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