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Brian Kelly has a new job

Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:10 am
Posted by G Munny
Member since Aug 2026
27 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:10 am
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50731 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:13 am to
He's a part of a new fammmmmilllly
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
24353 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:14 am to
What accent will he use?
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
14011 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:15 am to
Posted by Crimson K
Tuscaloosa
Member since Dec 2018
7613 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:18 am to
I don't know who Roy Philpott is, but I do not envy that poor bastard being with those two on a regular basis. Kanell and Kelly combined might be the most hateable duo in CFB.
Posted by G Munny
Member since Aug 2026
27 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:18 am to
You're not even kidding. He is a 1st class Richard.
Posted by Tenn grad LSU fan
Woulhuntdn't you like to know spazz
Member since Apr 2023
1399 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:19 am to
Roy philpott started in Greenville sc on the road did small games for ESPN I guess now has made a name for himself
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5951 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:24 am to
Why does he need a job? He is getting paid generational wealth. His grandkids shouldn't have to work, ever, thanks to LOLSU. He and Jimbo are in the same boat.



Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
2325 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:28 am to
Cause if he don’t work. We don’t pay.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22363 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:38 am to
He is so dry and boring and is just sort of a dick. He has no real personality.

I don't know why people would want to hear him speak...about anything.

ETA:

And his voice is terrible. A nasally, whiney Massachusetts affect.

But I'm glad LSU can save the paltry amount of money he's earning against his buyout
This post was edited on 8/27/26 at 10:40 am
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22363 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:40 am to
quote:

Kanell and Kelly combined might be the most hateable duo in CFB.


For real.
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
8997 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:40 am to
quote:

I don't know who Roy Philpott is, but I do not envy that poor bastard being with those two on a regular basis. Kanell and Kelly combined might be the most hateable duo in CFB.
Roy wears an orange butt plug named Dabo - was once the mouthpiece for tater women's basketball -

I never thought I'd have pity for turdleneck Danielle Kanell - but here we are -
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
78292 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:41 am to
I expected him to join The View.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41111 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 11:09 am to
With Danny Kanell.

Couldn't be more deserving of each other.
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