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Best place to take a crap on your campus
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:45 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:45 am
Gameday tips for visitors to your campus.
At Mississippi State, there are nice, luxurious bathrooms on the third floor of the student union. There are only like four offices on that floor, so it is rarely used.
The handicapped stall is very wide and allows ample room to spread out and take a load off. You probably won't be disturbed either because very few people know about this luxury, and the first and second floor bathrooms are larger and more convenient.
Trust me when I say its worth the extra flight of stairs.
At Mississippi State, there are nice, luxurious bathrooms on the third floor of the student union. There are only like four offices on that floor, so it is rarely used.
The handicapped stall is very wide and allows ample room to spread out and take a load off. You probably won't be disturbed either because very few people know about this luxury, and the first and second floor bathrooms are larger and more convenient.
Trust me when I say its worth the extra flight of stairs.
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:46 am to anc
Wrong board
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:46 am to anc
Lloyd Hall at UA
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:46 am to anc
Coates/Thread
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:47 am to anc
I liked going to the bathroom in the chapel of memories.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:47 am to anc
The trash can
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This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 8:48 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:48 am to anc
I graduated a while back but the bottom floor of the RDB Library was great.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:48 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
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I liked going to the bathroom in the chapel of memories.
Never thought about that. I don't like a crowd and that seems like it would be a popular place.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:48 am to anc
at Bama I always enjoyed the deep dark basement of Gorgas library as well as the top floor of B.B. Comer. Could always count on peace and quiet while I shite my brains out 
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:50 am to anc
Women's restroom in the frat house. Always clean and no one goes in there that often
ETA: just during the week. Weekends everything at our house was always destroyed
ETA: just during the week. Weekends everything at our house was always destroyed
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 8:52 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:50 am to anc
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At Mississippi State, there are nice, luxurious pastures
FIFY
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:53 am to Tyrion Lannister
When I was a student at MSU, I briefly dated a girl that was a freshman at Alabama and lived in Tutweiller (or should I say "Slutweiller")
I spent quite a few weekend nights in that dorm - and never got caught. One night, I had to take a massive crap at about 2 in the morning. The men's bathroom was in the lobby, and I couldn't go to the lobby without getting caught. So I used one of the floor bathrooms and still got caught by an RA.
That ride back to Starkville sucked and I got a ticket in Gordo at 4 am
I spent quite a few weekend nights in that dorm - and never got caught. One night, I had to take a massive crap at about 2 in the morning. The men's bathroom was in the lobby, and I couldn't go to the lobby without getting caught. So I used one of the floor bathrooms and still got caught by an RA.
That ride back to Starkville sucked and I got a ticket in Gordo at 4 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:57 am to anc
Javi's office.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:59 am to anc
Bottom floor of the J.D. Williams Library by the reference desk - still have good cell phone service and you can play the poop game on the wall where you check off how many times you've pooped
Third floor of the J.D. Williams Library by the Dean's Suite - cleanest and likely the least used bathroom on campus and has above-average cell phone reception
Third floor of the J.D. Williams Library by the Dean's Suite - cleanest and likely the least used bathroom on campus and has above-average cell phone reception
Posted on 4/16/14 at 9:31 am to anc
The 5th floor of our library, which is set up like a study lounge, has a very spacious and clean restroom. The tipping factor is that there is a mirror that is tilted down slightly. If you have never taken a dump with the luxury of looking at yourself in the mirror, its a different experience to say the least.
I give a tie for 1st to the library 2nd floor, plenty of room. The writing on the wall is the real quality here. Everything from age old classics (here I sit broken hearted....) to more obscure poetry (some decent and some real garbage) written by students. Makes me feel like I'm shitting at a strange intersection of Hogwarts and Ridgemont High.
I give a tie for 1st to the library 2nd floor, plenty of room. The writing on the wall is the real quality here. Everything from age old classics (here I sit broken hearted....) to more obscure poetry (some decent and some real garbage) written by students. Makes me feel like I'm shitting at a strange intersection of Hogwarts and Ridgemont High.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 9:39 am to skirpnasty
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If you have never taken a dump with the luxury of looking at yourself in the mirror, its a different experience to say the least.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 9:54 am to Tornado Alley
Years ago, the physics/astronomy building in the corner of LSU's quad had some nice save havens. Nothing fancy, but quiet, off the beaten path, well-stocked. Used to say a couple rosaries there
Posted on 4/16/14 at 9:59 am to anc
Large bathroom in the bottom floor of Farrah. We used to call it the executive bathroom because only grad students and faculty knew about it for the most part. It wasn't pretty to look at but the far stall had its own window. Nobody could see in, for the record.
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 10:02 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:00 am to anc
Stokley Management Building (aka the Spam Can) plaza bathrooms near elevators. They have a code you have to use to get in, but it is pretty easy to crack. It is behind the student center and is on the walk from my tailgate spot to Neyland Stadium.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:01 am to anc
Ole Miss: Bryant Hall upstairs (philosophy building)
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