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re: Bama fan found asleep in a stadium press box in a pile of chicken wings

Posted on 9/29/21 at 8:33 am to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104634 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 8:33 am to
quote:

sleeping in a press box surrounded by piles of chicken wings, chips, candy and METH!


At least he took his sister somewhere fancy for date night.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48868 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 8:51 am to
Your thread title makes it sound like the guy was found in Bryant-Denny Stadium. The place he was actually found was a press box at a city ballpark in Pleasant Grove, AL, which is a suburb of Birmingham.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96986 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 8:53 am to
I’m sorry I thought this America
Posted by jatebe
Queen of Links
Member since Oct 2008
18451 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:03 am to
Show a link that he's a Bama fan....

The Press box is a high school stadium, not BD....

If he's a Bama fan, why is he wearing orange???
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35029 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:04 am to
That's Skyraper
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35029 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:05 am to
quote:

If he's a Bama fan, why is he wearing orange?


Cuz that's what you wear in the pen, Baw.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35029 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:06 am to
quote:

bootyhole guy?


He DOES look like cajunbama
Posted by jatebe
Queen of Links
Member since Oct 2008
18451 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:07 am to
Auburn fan
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:09 am to
Exactly the guy I would've guessed. Remember a few years ago when a LSU fan put his finger in his booty?
Posted by GatorNation4Lyfe
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
7303 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:14 am to
Sounds like one of Saban's recruiters...
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57004 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:35 am to
quote:

The Press box is a high school stadium, not BD....


not even a HS stadium, just a community baseball field for all the braxtons and jaydens
Posted by beeko
Bama
Member since Oct 2018
151 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:39 am to
No but your mother was the booty hole gal last night.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35029 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:41 am to
quote:

No but your mother was the booty hole gal last night.


This response = inbred chromosomes in action.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19872 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Nothing in your OP says anything about him being a "Bama fan."

Go look at his Facebook... according to a Nov 1, 2018 picture, he is one of us Was holding out hope he'd be rocking orange and blue.
Posted by STATEofMIND
Member since Oct 2012
4837 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:47 am to
Is this real???

Seems too stereotypical…. Also surprised a Krystal’s and deez wasn’t involved.
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:49 am to
Pleasant Grove really fell off after the tornado mowed down a large part of the town, and people took the insurance money and bailed out.
Not nearly as nice of a suburb anymore.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57004 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Go look at his Facebook.


I tried to find but couldnt. you did better than me
Posted by beeko
Bama
Member since Oct 2018
151 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:50 am to
quote:

quote:
No but your mother was the booty hole gal last night.


This response = inbred chromosomes in action.


Relax, your mother can be the booty hole gal tonight. Sheesh, sensitive corndog fans.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19872 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:56 am to
quote:

I tried to find but couldnt. you did better than me

He's lost some weight, but the ear gauges don't lie. I think hueytown was his listed place of residence. It was a quick gander, whilst on the shitter.
Posted by dhuck20
SCLSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
22022 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 10:11 am to
quote:

But I bet if you took Matthew Williamson and dropped him by parachute into any city or town in America, within hours he'd be high as a lab rat.
I lol’d
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