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JetDawg
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Bama fan found asleep in a stadium press box in a pile of chicken wings

Snortin' & Jabbin' to get his fix. Roll Tawd!

Per Barstool Sports...

There’s being down and out at the game of life and then there’s being caught sleeping in a press box surrounded by piles of chicken wings, chips, candy and METH! That’s exactly how the Pleasant Grove, Alabama Police Department found 37-year-old Matthew Williamson after he went on a meth’d up bender.

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LSUstephen17
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WOW


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BuzzSaw 12
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It just means more.


Gary Busey
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Sorry for partying.


SaturdayNAthens
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Are they sure Bama wasn't renting out the space to him? Costs a lot to keep Saban in sun hats and bottles of Coke


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pioneerbasketball
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quote:

chicken wings, chips, candy

if i'ma go to sleep...this is the combo I want.


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idlewatcher
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Bama fans all look alike. Is his brother the bootyhole guy?


five_fivesix
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Press Box?

fricking Liberal Media!


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Glorious
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Victimless crime


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BrotherDawg84
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So he's a member of the Alabama press. Makes sense.


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Sput
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Pretty clean cut for a Bammer


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Blackgloves
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I'm sure he means well


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OliverQueen81
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I lol


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olgoi khorkhoi
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quote:

Matthew Williamson after he went on a meth’d up bender.





Maybe not his first


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auzach91
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Some shitty meth if he was sleeping. Dude needs to get a better dealer.


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KennesawTiger
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Definitely looks inbred. Bammer confirmed.


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Sneaky__Sally
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How does one fall asleep in a pile of meth?


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Grateful Reb
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This. This is the content I come here for. Thank you sir


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Grateful Reb
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I guess what I admire about it is the resourcefulness. If you put me in the middle of say, midtown Manhattan and told me I have 24 hours to get high, I'd have no idea where to begin. You'd come back the next day and I'd be wandering the streets, sober as Tim Tebow. Hell, I wouldn't know where to score meth in the town I've been living in for 20 years. But I bet if you took Matthew Williamson and dropped him by parachute into any city or town in America, within hours he'd be high as a lab rat. And with a full belly. Imagine the effort it takes to not only break into the Pleasant Grove Athletic Complex, but to find the wings, fire up the fryolater and made yourself a meal to go with your meth. Yes, it's awful. He's got a serious substance abuse problem and needs major help, immediately. But he still managed to steal a car, pull off a breaking and entering, and cook up a nice dinner for himself. How many of us could do the same?




KingOfTheWorld
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Bama fans ain’t pussies at partying, by God.


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