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AU upsets UGA: reasons
Posted on 11/5/12 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 11/5/12 at 2:58 pm
1. Zero Interceptions by AU DBs for the season. This means we have been saving all our good DB plays for this week. We have a "secret" plan to be closer than 10 yards from WR's. UGA has NO TAPE of this STRATEGORIE(sic)!
2. True freshman QB's first SEC game. This means we have been hiding JW the entire year waiting to spring the November surprise. They have tons of Mosley/Frazier comedy hour to study.
3. Offensive line has not blocked effectively all season BECAUSE we have been game planning for UGA all year. YOX will have them ready to push the puppies all over the field since they have rested most of the year
4. Turnover margin is very negative because we have been diving at feet of RB's to avoid injuries to our deluxe LB corps. Holland plans to singlehandedly cause 5 fumbles. We also plan to take pursuit angles this week by LB's and DB's which will snuff out the 3rd and 14's for a 16 yard gain instead of TD
5. Trooper learned Herm Edwards speech for NM St. This week Wallace gives the Braveheart speech:"from this day to that..", etc
6. Tim Jackson and Jay Jacobs will lead the pre-game prayer while holding hands with Coach Chizik and Brother Chette
7. we will have good practices this week
With all of this I can't see how we could lose!
2. True freshman QB's first SEC game. This means we have been hiding JW the entire year waiting to spring the November surprise. They have tons of Mosley/Frazier comedy hour to study.
3. Offensive line has not blocked effectively all season BECAUSE we have been game planning for UGA all year. YOX will have them ready to push the puppies all over the field since they have rested most of the year
4. Turnover margin is very negative because we have been diving at feet of RB's to avoid injuries to our deluxe LB corps. Holland plans to singlehandedly cause 5 fumbles. We also plan to take pursuit angles this week by LB's and DB's which will snuff out the 3rd and 14's for a 16 yard gain instead of TD
5. Trooper learned Herm Edwards speech for NM St. This week Wallace gives the Braveheart speech:"from this day to that..", etc
6. Tim Jackson and Jay Jacobs will lead the pre-game prayer while holding hands with Coach Chizik and Brother Chette
7. we will have good practices this week
With all of this I can't see how we could lose!
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Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:00 pm to makersmark1
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:00 pm to makersmark1
First of all: 
Moving on:
dammit, I didn't even start reading your points until just now and realize you weren't serious. Now I have nothing to say.
Moving on: dammit, I didn't even start reading your points until just now and realize you weren't serious. Now I have nothing to say.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:01 pm to makersmark1
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7. we will have good practices this week
I think you should start having bad practices and see if you can turn this thing around. Good practices haven't been working.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:02 pm to makersmark1
Best post I've seen on this board in a while.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:02 pm to makersmark1
I agree with all of this
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:02 pm to makersmark1
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1. Zero Interceptions by AU DBs for the season. This means we have been saving all our good DB plays for this week. We have a "secret" plan to be closer than 10 yards from WR's. UGA has NO TAPE of this STRATEGORIE(sic)!
2. True freshman QB's first SEC game. This means we have been hiding JW the entire year waiting to spring the November surprise. They have tons of Mosley/Frazier comedy hour to study.
3. Offensive line has not blocked effectively all season BECAUSE we have been game planning for UGA all year. YOX will have them ready to push the puppies all over the field since they have rested most of the year
4. Turnover margin is very negative because we have been diving at feet of RB's to avoid injuries to our deluxe LB corps. Holland plans to singlehandedly cause 5 fumbles. We also plan to take pursuit angles this week by LB's and DB's which will snuff out the 3rd and 14's for a 16 yard gain instead of TD
5. Trooper learned Herm Edwards speech for NM St. This week Wallace gives the Braveheart speech:"from this day to that..", etc
6. Tim Jackson and Jay Jacobs will lead the pre-game prayer while holding hands with Coach Chizik and Brother Chette
7. we will have good practices this week
With all of this I can't see how we could lose!
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:03 pm to makersmark1
I have a buddy that if he read this would be like, "You know what it makes sense."
Not a bad post makers, not bad at all.
Not a bad post makers, not bad at all.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:04 pm to makersmark1
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:05 pm to makersmark1
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AU upsets UGA
I'm gonna pry your tongue out of your cheek with a chain and lever here, but imagine the meltdown if this did happen.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:06 pm to makersmark1
I'm going to the game. I sat in the stands until scoreboard read 0:00 63-21 T A&M. The funny thing that night was the
PA guy stayed with the script with about 5 minutes to go "be careful exiting the stadium, yada yada yada". In my section there were maybe 30 of us.
PA guy stayed with the script with about 5 minutes to go "be careful exiting the stadium, yada yada yada". In my section there were maybe 30 of us.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:08 pm to makersmark1
8. Jonna Chizik and her prayer group reported this week they have successfully cast Satan out of the field.
Whatcha gonna do without the Prince of Darkness helping you out dawgs?!?!
Whatcha gonna do without the Prince of Darkness helping you out dawgs?!?!
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:10 pm to LA kid but AU fan
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8. Jonna Chizik and her prayer group reported this week they have successfully cast Satan out of the field.
The God stuff won't work against UGA..we have Richt.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:20 pm to WG_Dawg
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The God stuff won't work against UGA..we have Richt.
Yeah, we've got dibs on the God thing.
Not unless the Chiz went to Romania and adopted a couple of kids this week.
This post was edited on 11/5/12 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:26 pm to makersmark1
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AU upsets UGA: reasons
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:30 pm to cyde
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but imagine the meltdown if this did happen.
I can't even begin to imagine. I would definitely stay away from the internet for a while, and try to take a sick day from work on Monday. It would be one of the worst losses I've ever endured.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:33 pm to WG_Dawg
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I can't even begin to imagine. I would definitely stay away from the internet for a while, and try to take a sick day from work on Monday. It would be one of the worst losses I've ever endured.
For sure. It would be like Colorado upsetting Oregon... which is actually kind of fun to imagine.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:34 pm to makersmark1
Very nice... Dawgs are doomed...
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:39 pm to dallasga6
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:41 pm to makersmark1
8. Georgia suspends all of its scholarship players and sends down 14 walk-ons ,with most having to play both ways.
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