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re: Any Aggies care to comment on A&M Corps "The Jar" tradition?

Posted on 4/19/12 at 12:50 am to
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 4/19/12 at 12:50 am to
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 4/19/12 at 12:52 am to
I always burn my semen. shite's evil.
Posted by DWag215
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 4/19/12 at 12:55 am to
I believe they misquoted her.

It's actually the redpots we jizz in.

Want to know how we'd pick the lucky SOB who got to put it on top of the stack?
This post was edited on 4/19/12 at 12:56 am
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
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Posted on 4/19/12 at 6:26 am to
Sounds like another Paul Burka (s)hit piece.
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 4/19/12 at 6:44 am to
quote:

I went through the Corps for 4 years and saw some pretty weird shite, but nothing like any 'jizz jar',


Says the cokebottle
Posted by Smoke Ring
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Posted on 4/19/12 at 6:57 am to
You awesome bastards, fapping around on the interweb to the words of a disgruntled former female cadet, written up in a pro-t.u. rag with a known anti-A&M agenda.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 4/19/12 at 7:01 am to
quote:

I commanded the Corps


Can't...stop...
Posted by starkag
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 4/19/12 at 7:25 am to
Wow. I was all ready to jump in and defend us, "it's not true, nobody's that weird, blah blah". And I see that all the other Ag posters have adopted a new strategy. I lol'd at the gatorade jug comment
Posted by Smoke Ring
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Posted on 4/19/12 at 8:06 am to
Yeah, that's not really true Stonehog. The Deputy Corps Commander actually ran the joint, I was too busy filling gatorade jugs for Bonfire.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 4/19/12 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Wow. I was all ready to jump in and defend us, "it's not true, nobody's that weird, blah blah". And I see that all the other Ag posters have adopted a new strategy. I lol'd at the gatorade jug comment


Haha looks like I missed the memo as well--this strategy's much more entertaining
Posted by Funky Juice
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Posted on 8/11/12 at 4:52 pm to
This is just horrible.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
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Posted on 8/11/12 at 5:07 pm to
:agsessed:
Posted by Smoke Ring
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Posted on 8/11/12 at 5:08 pm to
This post was edited on 8/11/12 at 5:12 pm
Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 8/11/12 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

get rid of the corps. All of the shite they do is extremely gay.




HOLD UP aggy. The "poop slap" is not a corp deal, so don't blame all the gay on them.

Not saying the gay corps don't poop slap also.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/11/12 at 6:00 pm to
Well, i know i masturbate about 30 times a day so i could get a good jar full quickly.

Anybody want some?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80018 posts
Posted on 8/11/12 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

Sounds like another Paul Burka (s)hit piece.


What a surprise...I went in and read the article again...and it's Paul "Queen fig" Burka.
Posted by Stripes314
St. Louis
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/11/12 at 6:10 pm to
at this being re-upped
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 8/11/12 at 6:12 pm to
Stop lying to these guys. We masturbate in groups and shoot it into jars for fun.
Posted by Kyrie Eleison
Waco, Texas
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 8/12/12 at 1:28 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 8/12/12 at 1:35 am to
Of all the threads to bump, you deliberately chose this one.

Whatever floats your boat, I guess
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